[Harsha Shah]

Re: Seeking conversion

You really need to marry a nice Christian man who will tell you when to shut up, pumpkin. A pretty woman's face is marred when words come out of her mouth.

Yes, Mr. Des. You must be correct. I am speaking out of turn, although I am citing words from books considered Holy. Perhaps I am out of context as I am still learning. I understand this is not my introduction. I am a guest here, yes.

I do not know about marriage with a Christian man. Us Jains are not considering marriage in the same way as you are. Yes. Marriage is not for indulgence. Once a son has been born, it is good for the married people to abstain from sex, eh? Yes, too much pleasure is damage to the soul. This is the same as Jesus, fasting in the desert. Not marrying. Keeping away from pleasure to gain liberation of the mind. Yes.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Seeking conversion

Do you have any diseases we should know about, Harsha? How are your teeth? What about your complexion? People have been telling me I need to get married lately.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Seeking conversion

Yes, Mr. Des. You must be correct. I am speaking out of turn, although I am citing words from books considered Holy. Perhaps I am out of context as I am still learning. I understand this is not my introduction. I am a guest here, yes.

I do not know about marriage with a Christian man. Us Jains are not considering marriage in the same way as you are. Yes. Marriage is not for indulgence. Once a son has been born, it is good for the married people to abstain from sex, eh? Yes, too much pleasure is damage to the soul. This is the same as Jesus, fasting in the desert. Not marrying. Keeping away from pleasure to gain liberation of the mind. Yes.

Only brutal whores enjoy sex. A real Christian woman knows her place as a sperm-dump/baby-mill and wouldn't get any more excited about being righteously plunged by a stiff, throbbing phallus than she would doing the dishes, taking out the trash or trimming my toenails with her teeth.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Seeking conversion

Do you have any diseases we should know about, Harsha? How are your teeth? What about your complexion? People have been telling me I need to get married lately.

Yes, Mr. Faith Machine. So nice to meet you again! I am sorry. I am slightly anemic because of my diet. Vegetarian, no tubers or onions. In Jainism it is not good to eat root vegetables as many small animals in the dirt are damaged during harvest. I am also pale because of the low hemoglobin. Yes. I am sorry. I am very secular and not a good cook. I am not going to make a good wife. yes.

Only brutal whores enjoy sex. A real Christian woman knows her place as a sperm-dump/baby-mill and wouldn't get any more excited about being righteously plunged by a stiff, throbbing phallus than she would doing the dishes, taking out the trash or trimming my toenails with her teeth.

Yes, Mr. Hammer. It is so nice to meet you also! How very interesting. Again it is the same for your religion and mine. Avoiding pleasure. Concentrating on improving spirituality. The soul. Sex can be violence for the soul, eh? Damage. And there is more non-violence in Christianity than I thought. Yes, but I am sorry. Still trespassing another person's introduction. I must learn to refrain myself. Yes.

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

I don't know, brother. Those Krauts are an angry lot. I wish we would get a few of those kangaroo riding Ozzies here every once in a while. They've always struck me as a happier bunch.

It's impossible to ride a kangaroo. Well done.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Seeking conversion

Yes, but I am sorry. Still trespassing another person's introduction. I must learn to refrain myself.

No, its fine. You can continue to provoke Christ's fury whilst we watch young Adolph Jr. here take his lumps.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Seeking conversion

It's impossible to ride a kangaroo. Well done.

I pictured nasty little abos riding in its pouch, lapping milk from whatever passes for a teat in those abominations.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Seeking conversion

Yes, Mr. Faith Machine. So nice to meet you again! I am sorry. I am slightly anemic because of my diet. Vegetarian, no tubers or onions. In Jainism it is not good to eat root vegetables as many small animals in the dirt are damaged during harvest. I am also pale because of the low hemoglobin. Yes. I am sorry. I am very secular and not a good cook. I am not going to make a good wife. yes.

No dear, I meant "social" diseases.

Your not already being a Christian is a challenge, but not an insurmountable problem, as you would have the potential to achieve salvation by bearing me some children:

1 Timothy 2:15

Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.

Now please don't go getting any funny ideas. If we begin the formal courtship process, that is not the same thing as "dating."

I am interested in marriage, NOT premarital sex!

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

I pictured nasty little abos riding in its pouch, lapping milk from whatever passes for a teat in those abominations.

Aboriginals are very nice people and have experienced much more hardship than any white American could imagine. Just shut your mouth, I don't care about your racist views, you scum.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Seeking conversion

It's impossible to ride a kangaroo. Well done.

That's just the sort of defeatist attitude that lost your people 2 world wars.

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

That's just the sort of defeatist attitude that lost your people 2 world wars.

Ummmm.....if you had any clue about the world wars you would realise Australia fought for the commonwealth with England which is apparently where you're from...

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Seeking conversion

None of which has anything to do with God's plan for you. Are you going to convert, or are you just going to waste our time?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Seeking conversion

Ummmm.....if you had any clue about the world wars you would realise Australia fought for the commonwealth with England which is apparently where you're from...

Rather than cyber stalking Mrs Hun why not think about the temporary Sacrifce(tm) Jesus made for all the people who would follow Him?

It's not all about you.

YIC

[Navas01]

Re: Seeking conversion

Rather than cyber stalking Mrs Hun why not think about the temporary Sacrifce™ Jesus made for all the people who would follow Him?

It's not all about you.

YIC

Who's Mrs Hun....

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Seeking conversion

Who's Mrs Hun....

It is a funny joke or play on words.

Do you think Christians do not have a sense of humour? That is very judgemental do you not think?

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

YIC