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  • Mindlessness
    Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
     
    • Jul 2008
    • 68

    #1

    Hi there!

    Hi everyone, the names Luke, been a Christian since the day i was born and will be a servant of the holy trinity until i die!

    Hope i can makes some friends and not enemies.
    I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by MindUser View Post
    Hi everyone, the names Luke, been a Christian since the day i was born and will be a servant of the holy trinity until i die!

    Hope i can makes some friends and not enemies.
    Welcome home Luke. If you would like a more appropriate username just let me know and I'll look after it for you. We have no need for our minds Luke, we follow Jesus and the Holy KJV1611. Brains are for prideful sinners. Just being able to relax and let Jesus do the driving is what makes following Him so joyful.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hi there!

      Originally posted by MindUser View Post
      Hi everyone, the names Luke, been a Christian since the day i was born and will be a servant of the holy trinity until i die!

      Hope i can makes some friends and not enemies.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum Luke. Please tell us about yourself.

      How old are you? How did you find Jesus? What are your favorite Bible verses and why? What church do you attend? How do you feel about re-re-electing the greatest president America has ever had (GWB!)?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mindlessness
        Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
         
        • Jul 2008
        • 68

        #4
        Re: Hi there!

        Well i was born May 15 1968, found Jesus through My Godly Parents, my favorite Verse? Well that difficult because it changes almost daily but at the moment its:

        But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
        Galatians 5:22,23




        I like this one because its saying that against God there is nothing to withstand his Might!

        I attend a local church.

        I would Prefer that G.W.B got reelected because i so familiar with his style of governing.

        I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: Hi there!

          I like you, you have spunk and we need more spunk around here! You keep going, but maybe a better name is a good idea.
          Let's all help and offer suggestions.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Mindlessness
            Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
             
            • Jul 2008
            • 68

            #6
            Re: Hi there!

            Why thank you all any new name ideas would be appreciated.
            I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hi there!

              Originally posted by MindUser View Post
              Why thank you all any new name ideas would be appreciated.
              Why sure friend! How about one of these?

              bezzin
              Crushed Rock!
              Doom is Good
              Doom is Good on cake
              Doom to you all
              Free will
              Gods child
              just another guy
              Link is cool
              Merdy Is Pro Choice
              MindUser
              Old Man Winter
              Pie can Kill
              Soylent Green!
              yogurt
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5389

                #8
                Re: Hi there!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Why sure friend! How about one of these?
                Pastor, are you saying this MindUser fellow may not be who he seems to be? I thank Jesus for allowing you to guide us in this way.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Mindlessness
                  Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
                   
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 68

                  #9
                  Re: Hi there!

                  I'm sorry, I don't understand, this account is the first I've made on this site. You must be mistaking me for someone else.
                  I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!

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                  • Palmer C. Eldrich
                    Unsaved trash
                    Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                     
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 349

                    #10
                    Re: Hi there!

                    Be careful, we've already determined that this user is a pathological liar.
                    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                    • Mindlessness
                      Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
                       
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 68

                      #11
                      Re: Hi there!

                      Ok i don't really know what you guys are on about.
                      I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!

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                      • Magikarp
                        hateful Danish communis
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 266

                        #12
                        Re: Hi there!

                        Have you ever considered where he got that exact list of people from, MU?
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hi there!

                          Originally posted by MindUser View Post
                          Ok i don't really know what you guys are on about.
                          The DOF (Department of Faith) has uncovered several accounts from unsaved trash using the same ip address as yours. Do you know anything about them? Do you have an explanation? Would you lie to Baby Jesus?

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                          • Mindlessness
                            Unsaved Trash, Lying bastard
                             
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 68

                            #14
                            Re: Hi there!

                            My computer is broken i don't have an IP address, and Jesus is the extreme last person i would ever think of lying too.
                            I'm not a Liar, and thats not a lie!

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                            • Magikarp
                              hateful Danish communis
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 266

                              #15
                              Re: Hi there!

                              How are you typing then when your computer is broken?
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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