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  • Isacc Calderon
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    • Oct 2014
    • 3
    #1

    Introducing Myself

    Hello my name is Isacc Calderon! I guess that's pretty obvious, anyway I go to Life Center Church in Lakewood, CA. How I came to find Jesus was pretty simple. My family took me to church and I was saved. My favorite verse is Jer 29:11 : For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

    So yeah I hope I don't get in anybodies way and we live long enough to see the eradication of homosexuals.
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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293
      #2
      Re: Introducing Myself

      Why do you spell your name with a double 'c', instead of a double 'a'?
      Shouldn't it be "Isaac", rather than "Isacc"?
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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718
          #3
          Re: Introducing Myself

          Try quoting the right Bible next time.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Isacc Calderon
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              • Oct 2014
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Introducing Myself

              Yeah I get that a lot, it sucks because people always assume its spelled that way

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                • Isacc Calderon
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                  • Oct 2014
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Introducing Myself

                  I did quote from the bible its that I used BibleGateway.com.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Introducing Myself

                      Wow, Mr. Calderon, that is a most inspiring testimony! You went to a Demon possessed, gibberish speaking church with your family, and were saved!

                      Just like that! *snap*

                      Oh the LORD does work in mysterious ways!

                      So tell us Mr. Calderon, how do you like to best share the Gospel News with the heathen of California?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251
                          #7
                          Re: Introducing Myself

                          Aw man, I love Jeremiah 29. It cracks me up that God not only punishes Shemaiah for talking smack and claiming He said it, but he punishes Shemaiah's kids, too!



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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