Greetings wonderful people

[John Smyth]

I'm glad I've finally found my way here. It's nice to find a group of real Christians after spending a lifetime surrounded by godless heathens, false Christians and all the filth that exists in our world today.

A little about me.....haven't been to church since I was an altar boy over 30 years in that church whose vile name I will not utter in polite company. It should be renamed satans hellhole in my opinion. That experience soured me somewhat towards our Lord but I've been slowly finding my back to His Grace and Presence over time. I'm a little rusty with Scripture but I'm a quick study. My favourite Bible verse is in my signature as I do love a little smiting and vengeance from to time.

Happy to answer any questions you might have so feel free to ask

PS - I found this wonderful Christian video on YouTube and I'd like to share it with all you good folk. I can't wait to be saved and become a True Christian when Scripture doesn't forbid these activities

*** removed inappropriate video ***

[Jim Farmer]

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Welcome John

PS - I found this wonderful Christian video on YouTube and I'd like to share it with all you good folk. I can't wait to be saved and become a True Christian when Scripture doesn't forbid these activities

Hmmm ... I think that's a catlick video. Much catlick symbolism and choosing to cherry pick the Bible. I can't say I approve.

[John Smyth]

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Welcome John
Hmmm ... I think that's a catlick video. Much catlick symbolism and choosing to cherry pick the Bible. I can't say I approve.

You'll have to forgive me, I've spent the last 30 years ridding my mind of that filthy imagery, I simply didn't recognise especially considered i was *ahem* somewhat excited at the subject matter being presented.

As for cherry picking, it's difficult in this modern age to completely adhere to every part of Scripture. As much as I agree with having slaves, especially those of the darker persuasion, it's just not practical in this day and age with the trouble that the godless, secular authorities will cause. So unless you have slaves yourself or are having sex with your daughters like Lot are you not yourself cherry picking the Bible my good man

I do believe you always wear clothes of a single fibre though as all Kiwis do - wool. You do all love your sheep very much

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I would suggest that you post fewer repulsive videos and practice better manners. As a Forum Member, Mr. Farmer deserves a wee bit more respect than you are giving him.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I do believe you always wear clothes of a single fibre though as all Kiwis do - wool. You do all love your sheep very much

Young lady, this is not a place for comments about beastiality

Show some respect for the Lord.

YIC

[John Smyth]

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Young lady, this is not a place for comments about beastiality

Show some respect for the Lord.

YIC

How can you possibly construe anything about bestiality when I simply mentioned love. Mr Farmers location says that he lives in New Zealand, land of abos and sheep lovers. Kiwis love their sheep, they care for them, feed them, crutch them, nurture them and shear them amongst other activities that they might involve themselves in.

I'm curious, why was bestiality the first thing that came into your mind when I mentioned love ?

[John Smyth]

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I would suggest that you post fewer repulsive videos and practice better manners. As a Forum Member, Mr. Farmer deserves a wee bit more respect than you are giving him.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I thought this was a place where the occasional piece of subtle tongue in cheek humour was appreciated. It appears I was incorrect.

How can you say that something not forbidden in Scripture could possibly be repulsive ? Everything permissible in Scripture is glorious and welcomed by the Lord.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I thought this was a place where the occasional piece of subtle tongue in cheek humour was appreciated. It appears I was incorrect.

How can you say that something not forbidden in Scripture could possibly be repulsive ? Everything permissible in Scripture is glorious and welcomed by the Lord.

Poor manners are forbidden in the Bible? Yeah, I'm gonna need a book/chapter/verse on that one.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I thought this was a place where the occasional piece of subtle tongue in cheek humour was appreciated. It appears I was incorrect.

Ecclesiastes 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

[John Smyth]

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Poor manners are forbidden in the Bible? Yeah, I'm gonna need a book/chapter/verse on that one.

I did acknowledge in my introductory post that my knowledge of Scripture was poor but that i was a quick study which is the reason I came to this fine website - so that the good folk here could help me learn and help me on my path towards the Lord. If you could point me to the appropriate section in the KJV, I'd very much appreciate it as I don't recall anything forbidding poor manners though I may very be mistaken.

I do recall that the Lord has a pretty wicked sense of humour though from time to time. Something about someone having to cook their barley over burning human poo instead of burning cow dung or something like that.

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Do you think that made the Children of Israel laugh?

[John Smyth]

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Ecclesiastes 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

Ahem young lady

1 Timothy 2:11 - Let the woman learne in silence with all subjection
1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.

And I notice you're quoting verse from the KJV 1900

[Jim Farmer]

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In case you hadn't noticed, Sister Joanna is a True Christian(tm) while you are still mere Unsaved Trash.

[John Smyth]

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Ahem young lady

1 Timothy 2:11 - Let the woman learne in silence with all subjection
1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.

And I notice you're quoting verse from the KJV 1900

Hmm, my mistake, I typed out 1 Timothy 2:11 by hand and this site automatically made it into a link referring to KJV 1900. Hmmmm

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Ahem young lady

1 Timothy 2:11 - Let the woman learne in silence with all subjection
1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.

It might profit you to read Sister Basilissa's post here.