[cb-fob]

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What is your expert opinion on atheists then? They must be mentally ill because they reject Jesus as Lord and Savior. Do you think they are controlled by satan?

I just honestly try to respect everyone's decisions. Even if they are different than mine, as long as their decisions aren't hurting anybody. I honestly don't believe they are controlled by satan, they just choose to believe what most modern evidence suggests.

Really? Who would have thought!

So you used to play? How long have you played for?

[Des]

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and I identify as gender neutral.

How you identify doesn't matter. What matters is how God identifies you. God made you either an innie or an outie.

And don't expect us to talk with a silly French accent using ridiculously misplaced Z's just because you want us to. If you can't effectively communicate with your given language, try keeping your cross-dressing trap shut.

[Didymus Much]

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...I just ask that you please respect that...

How about NO?

How about YOU have the respect for everyone else to use words in the fashion that we can actually understand what the F888 you're on about? Is that too much to ask? If so, there's a little red "x" on your internet. Use it.

I'll just mention here that I prefer to be referred to as "His Most Supreme and Serene Highness, Ruler of All He Surveys (and half of what He doesn't), Grand Arbitrator, Head of State of Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, The, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Congo, Republic of the, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Curacao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor (see Timor-Leste), Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, Gabon, Gambia, The, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Holy See, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Korea, North, Korea, South, Kosovo, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Palestinian Territories, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa , San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Sint Maarten, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, South Korea, South Sudan, Spain , Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland , Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand , Timor-Leste, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Yemen, Zambia, and Zimbabwe (but not Canada, because those f***ers are crazy )".

Please use this form of address for me in all cases, either direct or indirect referral. The fact that all of the above is in no way true has nothing to do with anything. DO NOT cut & paste (I've included a few small errors so I'll know).

Failure to comply will indicate that you have no respect for me and my wishes, and are a horrible human being. :harrumph:

[A Follower]

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Hello! I guess I'll talk a bit about myself. I'm Chloe, and I identify as gender neutral. So I prefer z pronouns for example:

Ze is fun to be around.

Have you heard about zir?

She talked about zirself.

It's not too hard to do once you get the hang of it, I just ask that you please respect that.

I also enjoy music that most of yall are probably not a fan of (my chemical romance, fall out boy, bring me the horizon, etc...) but I hope you don't use that to judge me because I'm actually a nice person.

I aspire to be a psychologist in the future because I have a huge fascination with mental illness. I also play soccer.

That's about it... thanks for reading

Others have already addressed your lack of understanding of basic biology and grammar, so I will not mention that again. I do however feel it is necessary to express my disgust at your claim of being a nice person.

You come here as a stranger and the first thing you do is make demands that are contrary to our deepest, innermost beliefs. We follow God who has made everyone either male or female (Mark 10:6). And you knew this before you came in, as it is pretty clear we are Christians, and you know Christians follow the Word of God. How would you feel if a stranger came over to your home, forced his way in and demanded that you only refer to soccer as "that 'sport' only played by dykes and fags" (although that's actually true).

Galatians 5:16-25
16 This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

God says that you either are Christ's and show love, peace, goodness, etc., or you are not with Jesus and express hatred, witchcraft, drunkenness and worse. As I have already pointed out to you, you are not a good person, you are not longsuffering and you are peaceable. You come here with conflict and unreasonable demands in your heart, and thus you have shown yourself to not be one of Christ's followers.

If you really want to be a good person I suggest you get right with God.

[Elmer G. White]

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How you identify doesn't matter. What matters is how God identifies you. God made you either an innie or an outie.

And don't expect us to talk with a silly French accent using ridiculously misplaced Z's just because you want us to. If you can't effectively communicate with your given language, try keeping your cross-dressing trap shut.

Brother Des, I think that you have captured the essence of this thread here. It's a scam. The trannysexual innuendo is just the package for the poorly hidden French connection. The French have NEVER mastered proper American pronounciation and they are trying to infiltrate the free world due to their inability to utter the voiced dental fricative thus replacing it with the ridiculous 'z'. This is annoying.

And the French are also notorious for their transgender actors.


We have, of course, a Biblical precedent. Chaldeans in Daniel.
Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.

Of course, the real interpretation came from God's chosen prophet and not from those incapable of speaking in a proper language.

Respect. That's what it is all about.
Leviticus 26:9
For I will have respect unto you, and make you fruitful, and multiply you, and establish my covenant with you.

God has respect. It would be nice to see the person who initiated this thread do the same thing.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello, my odd new friend in Christ.

I would just like to make sure you're planning to capitalize whatever weird pronouns you use for the Lord, OK?

For example, "I know my cross-dressing angers the Lord, but I think ze will forgive me even though I haven't asked zir to" would be very wrong because you failed to capitalize ze and zir.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, please tell us all about your walk with the Lord and whether you have a penis.

[MitzaLizalor]

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If words have no meaning other than what is arbitrarily ascribed to them as signifiers, why do you obsess over mere pronouns? Surely adverbs would warrant more attention..

He crossed the road (ho hum)
vs He crossed the road seductively, mincing horribly.

How do you feel about gerunds?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I aspire to be a psychologist in the future because I have a huge fascination with mental illness. I also play soccer.

That's about it... thanks for reading

That is good news. I am a psychologist by training. I'm no longer one, however because of the rigid, closed minded dogma of athiesm that prevented me from helping people find Jesus during our sessions.

It was a very sad time for my patients: my approach was very successful as few patients every came back.

YIC

[Jim Farmer]

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I aspire to be a psychologist in the future because I have a huge fascination with mental illness. I also play soccer.

It's my personal observation that nearly all children with a desire to be a psychologist or a shrink, do so in order to understand their own mental illness. The fact that you admit you have such a fascination serves as confirmation of this, in your case. (Dr Niles is an exception to this, of course).

You play soccer? You are definitely gaywise then.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

If your new pronouns are so wonderful, why didn't God inspire them to be used in the King James Bible? The answer, of course, is that they are quite unnecessary:

[Mark 10:6 KJV] 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

[Faith_Machine]

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These people trying to control our language are all about hatred. Just look at this meme they've been passing around on the Internet, where the letters appear to be dripping blood. Does this seem peaceful and loving to you? I find it frightening. There is a heavily implied threat that harm will come to you if you do not obey them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's my personal observation that nearly all children with a desire to be a psychologist or a shrink, do so in order to understand their own mental illness

Juzt az well ze doezn't wanna take up neurology or play Auztralian rulez football

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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According to this authoritative and comprehensive table (taken from some whiny teenage website) it isn't even supposed to be ze and zir; it's supposed to be ze and hir (pronounced like "here", for added confusion).



So it seems like the kiddywinks who talk this nonsense can't even get it right.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sounds like they're trying to sound French.

Zimzelf?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello all

Sounds like they're trying to sound French.

Well, Sister Mary Ezzeldreda if this did catch on - which of course it won't - then I can see one small benefit. All the English language schools on the south coast of England would be packed out with Frenchies, desperate to learn how to pronounce "th", so as not to sound like "zee puftairs". The local economy would benefit from the additional fees although sales of deodorant would remain as stagnant as their armpits.

At the moment, even the very few Saved French refuse to pronounce "th", although they are perfectly capable of doing it. According to a French baptist pastor who recently visited our church, to do so is seen as condoning an abomination, because in France only homosexuals lisp. I have to say that this seems like a well-intentioned (if utterly mistaken) reason for failing to master the language of the KJV.