[ElizabethTheWitch]

Re: Quantum God?

Bear in mind, dear, even your God Krishna said, "Then fight, Arjun!"


We do not relish violence; we simply do what God asks of us.

And when Christ's servants get to Heaven, they will enjoy an aeternity of peace forever and ever!

Wouldn't that be nice?

Are you saying that God speaks directly to you and tells you commit acts of violence? Because that's what it sounds like. Does God tell you to stay home from work and clean the guns? I've always wondered about people who claim God speaks to them.

Any God that has Humans fight for him/her has a really crappy army. I mean on the God level. I would say other Gods armies could kick it's behind.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Quantum God?

Yes, Mr Machine, you have always been very kind. I am constantly offending you by keeping my own religion. It is the non-violence that I hold dear although I am secular and not a good jainist. Yes, and please be not offended, but I can see here quite a lot of manifestations of violence. Yes. But also very kind and caring persons such as you, Mr. Machine. Yes. Must go back to class, or I'll be late, yes? It is always nice to discuss things with you. Yes!

Bear in mind, dear, even your God Krishna said, "Then fight, Arjun!"


We do not relish violence; we simply do what God asks of us.

And when Christ's servants get to Heaven, they will enjoy an aeternity of peace forever and ever!

Wouldn't that be nice?

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Quantum God?

No, my dear, this person is not serious. She made up a phony balogna (that's pronounced "baloney") religion in order to illustrate her cynical belief that our religion is also phony balogna.

I urge you not to use any of your womanly brain power, such as it is, contemplating this harpy's ideas. That is time and energy much better spent thinking about Jesus Christ and His glorious plan for your life.

Oh Harsha, how I fervently wish that you would join our happy flock!

Yes, Mr Machine, you have always been very kind. I am constantly offending you by keeping my own religion. It is the non-violence that I hold dear although I am secular and not a good jainist. Yes, and please be not offended, but I can see here quite a lot of manifestations of violence. Yes. But also very kind and caring persons such as you, Mr. Machine. Yes. Must go back to class, or I'll be late, yes? It is always nice to discuss things with you. Yes!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Quantum God?

Yes. I have found this discussion quite interesting. What is this quantum god? I am reading and thinking, this person discoveres a god who is totally eandom in reward and punishment? Is there a use for this kind of god? I am seeing that the actions of humans have no effect on this god? Is there any reason for worship? Only human actions matter, this is deism. yes. This could be very close to my religion (I am a Jainist but secular). Only your own actions matter, not those of a god. But unlike the god presented here, we can influence our fate by good deeds? Yes. This is quite confusing. Is this person serious? Yes?

No, my dear, this person is not serious. She made up a phony balogna (that's pronounced "baloney") religion in order to illustrate her cynical belief that our religion is also phony balogna.

I urge you not to use any of your womanly brain power, such as it is, contemplating this harpy's ideas. That is time and energy much better spent thinking about Jesus Christ and His glorious plan for your life.

Oh Harsha, how I fervently wish that you would join our happy flock!

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Quantum God?

Yes. I have found this discussion quite interesting. What is this quantum god? I am reading and thinking, this person discoveres a god who is totally eandom in reward and punishment? Is there a use for this kind of god? I am seeing that the actions of humans have no effect on this god? Is there any reason for worship? Only human actions matter, this is deism. yes. This could be very close to my religion (I am a Jainist but secular). Only your own actions matter, not those of a god. But unlike the god presented here, we can influence our fate by good deeds? Yes. This is quite confusing. Is this person serious? Yes?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Quantum God?

I can't believe you would call me insincere. I'm so hurt by that. Well, I don't know where you heard that, but I know it wasn't from God, because God doesn't lie. Now if I tell you I am happy for and hope you make it to Heaven, you can bank on it. People like you who take time out of your day to say what you think God wants. Which is kinda funny since God said know one knows what he wants or thinks. But I don't think you would lie, so I just have to assume you are misinformed. But it's cool, because God is never misinformed. Except when he couldn't find Adam and Eve Hiding in the Garden of Eden. Now there's a trick, hide from God? I really wonder how God could not know where they were. Doesn't God know everything?

Nobody makes it to Heaven without believing in Jesus. Period.

As for Adam and Eve, if God wants to be temporarily incapable of locating somebody in order to make a point, He can do that because, HELLO, He's God, and God can do anything. Duh.

Now confess your sins to Jesus and beg Him to forgive you, lest the Grim Reaper catch you unawares (and unsaved) and you wind up spending aeternity in Hell!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Quantum God?

I can't believe you would call me insincere. I'm so hurt by that. Well, I don't know where you heard that, but I know it wasn't from God, because God doesn't lie. Now if I tell you I am happy for and hope you make it to Heaven, you can bank on it. People like you who take time out of your day to say what you think God wants. Which is kinda funny since God said know one knows what he wants or thinks. But I don't think you would lie, so I just have to assume you are misinformed. But it's cool, because God is never misinformed. Except when he couldn't find Adam and Eve Hiding in the Garden of Eden. Now there's a trick, hide from God? I really wonder how God could not know where they were. Doesn't God know everything?

My dear, you just have to have Faith in Jesus and obey every command, even those that don't seem to make sense to our piddly, female, human brains. Stop being a whore trying to spread confusion and chaos, which are some of the Devil's favorite ways to cause a lack of faith in Christ my Lord and Savior!

[ElizabethTheWitch]

Re: Quantum God?

I've had about enough of your double talk and insincerity, witch. How about you stop playing games and get serious about your salvation?

I can't believe you would call me insincere. I'm so hurt by that. Well, I don't know where you heard that, but I know it wasn't from God, because God doesn't lie. Now if I tell you I am happy for and hope you make it to Heaven, you can bank on it. People like you who take time out of your day to say what you think God wants. Which is kinda funny since God said know one knows what he wants or thinks. But I don't think you would lie, so I just have to assume you are misinformed. But it's cool, because God is never misinformed. Except when he couldn't find Adam and Eve Hiding in the Garden of Eden. Now there's a trick, hide from God? I really wonder how God could not know where they were. Doesn't God know everything?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Quantum God?

All of those who gave me Karma points, I am in your debt. May you be one of the lucky ones to make it to Heaven.

Miss Elizabeth,

Karma points?!? Really, Karma points? My dear, "Karma" does not exist, and if it does (forgive me, for I am a woman and do not know much of this subject) it is another lie from Satan, who wants to drag you down to Hell and do horrid acts to you (children may see this, so I will not give examples). We believe in Jesus Christ, our one and only Redeemer. Once I will give birth to a few sons, I will be considered my church pastor a fully Christian woman, so I will be saved through my belief in Jesus Christ our dear Lord and Savior! Any True Christian here will be taken to praise the Lord, and anyone who is not will burn in Hell. So dear, take out a KJV Bible, read it from start to finish, and REPENT!!!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Quantum God?

No, No, you have me all wrong. I am not bringing a new religion to anyone.

Lying is also a sin.

Anything that is not True Christianity(tm) is a new religion. If you say one jot or tittle of the Bible is wrong you are a false prophet. Get thee hence!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Quantum God?

I've had about enough of your double talk and insincerity, witch. How about you stop playing games and get serious about your salvation?

[ElizabethTheWitch]

Re: Quantum God?

Again, I just wanted to thank all the wonderful people of Landover Babtist Church for the wonderful comments and suggestions. With a bunch of great people like you behind me, I know things are just going to be wonderful. All of those who gave me Karma points, I am in your debt. It's just so great how all of you have such open minds to new and wonderful things. Again, Thanks. May you be one of the lucky ones to make it to Heaven.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Quantum God?

Elizabeth,

Welcome, and thank God for coming to these forums where we can reform you of your horrid past and ways of thinking. I pray that you will gain knowledge of the Lord and will walk in His path for you, and that means REPENTANCE NOW!

Second, here's some friendly, sisterly advice here. I know in your life, your society probably let women speak, but here, women, are in subjugation to the men. That does not mean we cannot speak and have a voice, but it means that what the True Christian men say is final. We must obey. The verses I posted below explain that.

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." 1 Timothy 2:12
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God." 1 Corinthians 11:3
"Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered." 1 Peter 3:7
"[To be] discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." Titus 2:5
"For Adam was first formed, then Eve." 1 Timothy 2:13
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law." 1 Corinthians 14:34
"Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that [is] unprofitable for you." Hebrews 13:17
"I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully." 1 Timothy 5:14

Dear, I do not mean to be hateful, for all I want is the best for your soul. I'm simply obeying, "This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;" which is found in Titus 1:13 and "If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy are ye; for the spirit of glory and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is evil spoken of, but on your part he is glorified." 1 Peter 4:14.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Quantum God?

Well said, Pastor Zeke. This young lady is on an express elevator to Hell, and she wants to drag as many people as she can down with her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Quantum God?

No, No, you have me all wrong. I am not bringing a new religion to anyone. I was just showing the similarities and differences in our religions. But I am curious why your faith is shaken so easily that others beliefs feel like a threat to you. God gave everyone free will so they could have any views they choose. Are you saying God was wrong to do that? Are you saying God was wrong? You know better than God?

What you're doing is called MOCKING GOD you filthy whore. You are mocking God Almighty, creator of the universe, because you think you're clever and can trick True Christians™ into joining you in worshiping satan. Girls like you are the reason that God commands women to KEEP THEIR YAP SHUT and let the Men do the thinking.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Because God wanted other people to have different beliefs, or he wouldn't have made it possible. If no one made the wrong choices, there would be no reason for anyone to see why doing the right thing, was actually right. Please don't question God. Gods ways are not our ways.

How do you know what God wants or why He does what He does? God created everything, including poison. Does that mean He wants us to drink poison, you idiotic witch!?