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Hello all, I am Evoloki. I don't know what else to say here...
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And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
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Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Perhaps when you reply you could include the Scripture for Christ's promise to get rid of all wicked people including any dates. Welcome to the forum.Originally posted by Evoloki View PostHello all, I am Evoloki. I don't know what else to say here...Comment
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I (Sadly) do not actually go to any churches. I can't really choose a favorite Bible verse, and I came to find Jesus when my Aunt told me about Jesus and the Bible.And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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Originally Posted by whoever wrote your Signature
Thor promised to get rid of all Frost Giants.
. . Christ promised to get rid of all wicked people.
. . I don't see any Frost Giants around anymore.
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I'm sorry to bother anybody, but I am unable to post a new thread. Why exactly is this?And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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I would also like to ask why I am on the fast bus to Eternal Damnation, and how I can redeem myself.And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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Originally posted by Evoloki View PostI guess Pastor Billy-Reuben needs to change the title of his "**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!" thread to something a little less cryptic.Originally posted by Evoloki View Post
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You could start by removing that smartass comment from your sig line.Originally posted by Evoloki View Post
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Fixed it... I don't know what I was thinking...And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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Welcome. The best way to be redeemed is to pray constantly (Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17), read the KJV Bible from start to finish without stopping for God's Word is perfect ("All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" 2 Timothy 3:16) and repent of your sinful ways!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Alright. Thank you for the advice!And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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I'll keep you in my prayers. If you don't want to burn in the pits of hell, you better take my advice. Also, if you are a woman, you better give birth and raise some soldier's for Christ's Army. That's the last thing I have to do, and my loving fiance Mark is going to let me give birth to at least one son in a year, after we get married.Originally posted by Evoloki View Post"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Genesis is a great book. I can also recomment Revelation in which we learn how many people Jesus will need to kill because they did not accept His Love or thought about accepting It but decided to express their anazement at His wonder and glory in some original or otherwise non-prescribed manner. Many of them will be babies but that's OK because they deserve to die (obviously) otherwise Jesus would not be killing them.
Sometimes people say that is not what Revelation means, but its definition of terms in chapter 1 and throughout are particularly clear and frequently reiterated. In the linked passage for example, Jesus is explicitly identified at the beginning of chapter 6.
The total exterminated will be ¼ +
of humanity with assorted others receiving special treatment and that is why there are still sinners prancing around. They will not be prancing for much longer.
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Alright... I don't want to question God, but why exactly did he flood all of the planet?And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3
But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27Comment
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