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  • TrueGodlyMan
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    • Oct 2014
    • 6

    #1

    Hello fellow Christians

    Im starting this thread to introduce myself to my fellow brothers. In sahem i tell you that i used to hail from a Catholic "Church", but now i have seen the thruth and i have joined Landover Baptist Church!

    "But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head..." 1 Corinthians 11:5

    If Mary always wore a veil... why shouldn't they?
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow Christians

    Congratulations on leaving the cult of the Roman papists! Say, why not tell us what church you really go to (I know it's not Landover Baptist, new registrants undergo a lengthy scrutiny and then probation period only after a tithing contract has been signed), and how you came to find Jesus. But, what do you mean "in sahem" you tell us something? Is that a Catholic thing?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Ex-soccer player
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2012
      • 285

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow Christians

      and congratulations for leaving the catholic cult. If you want to talk about what the "fathers" did to you we're here for you, to listen and give Bible-based advice! God led you to the right place
      Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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        • Jun 2014
        • 1330

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow Christians

        Welcome and thank God for leaving the Cathylick "church". Praise the Lord! What church do you attend, Brother? Also, what is your name, so that I may call you by it?
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • TrueGodlyMan
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          • Oct 2014
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          #5
          Re: Hello fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Congratulations on leaving the cult of the Roman papists! Say, why not tell us what church you really go to (I know it's not Landover Baptist, new registrants undergo a lengthy scrutiny and then probation period only after a tithing contract has been signed), and how you came to find Jesus. But, what do you mean "in sahem" you tell us something? Is that a Catholic thing?
          I meant shame, Mary Etheldra. I go to the Baptist Church of Springfield in Maine.

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          • TrueGodlyMan
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            • Oct 2014
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            #6
            Re: Hello fellow Christians

            Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
            Welcome and thank God for leaving the Cathylick "church". Praise the Lord! What church do you attend, Brother? Also, what is your name, so that I may call you by it?
            You can call me Luke sister! Thank you all for the kind words :-D.

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            • Jim Farmer
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              • Sep 2014
              • 2293

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow Christians

              Originally posted by TrueGodlyMan View Post
              If Mary always wore a veil... why shouldn't they?
              I liked what you said in your first post, until I got to that! What has Mary to do with it? She was merely the vessel that God used to produce His Son. We're not Mary worshippers here
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              • Faith_Machine
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                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow Christians

                We seem to be glossing over this fellow's initial false claim that he'd already joined our church.

                Boy, are you with the ATF or any other federal policing agency? I can smell a mole from a mile away, so I suggest you think carefully before trying to deceive me.

                Also, everything we're doing here is legal according to Libertarian principles of Natural Law. Why can't you people just leave us alone? Don't you have a porous border you're supposed to be dealing with?
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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8418

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  We seem to be glossing over this fellow's initial false claim that he'd already joined our church.
                  Well spotted, Brother. Proverbs 19:9, eh?

                  Is anyone here familiar with the Baptist Church of Springfield in Maine? I have never heard of it.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • TrueGodlyMan
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                    • Oct 2014
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                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow Christians

                    Why so much hate for another christian brother?

                    1 Corinthians 13:4-8

                    Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.

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                    • Jim Farmer
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                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2293

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow Christians

                      Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate:
                      Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                      17 A proud look, a lying tongue,
                      And hands that shed innocent blood,
                      18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
                      Feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                      19 A false witness that speaketh lies,
                      And he that soweth discord among brethren.
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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Hello fellow Christians

                        Originally posted by TrueGodlyMan View Post
                        Why so much hate
                        Hate?



                        I see nothing but the love of Christ Jesus in reply to your rather impolite introduction.


                        Originally posted by TrueGodlyMan View Post
                        for another christian brother?
                        You're not my brother.



                        Originally posted by TrueGodlyMan View Post
                        1 Corinthians 13:4-8

                        Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.

                        Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
                        Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
                        Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;
                        Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
                        Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail;
                        whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Faith_Machine
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                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Hello fellow Christians

                          Originally posted by TrueGodlyMan View Post
                          Why so much hate for another christian brother?

                          1 Corinthians 13:4-8

                          Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away.
                          Since you're being evasive, I will ask you again:

                          Are you with the ATF or any other federal policing agency?
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                          • Faith_Machine
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                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Hello fellow Christians

                            I've been asked by one of our European correspondents to clarify what ATF means. It stands for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, i.e., Obama's jack-booted thugs.

                            But TrueGodlyMan already knows that, because he's working undercover for them.


                            Come at me, bro. I got permits for all these guns.

                            Not that I should need permits!


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                            • TrueGodlyMan
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                              • Oct 2014
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello fellow Christians

                              What gave me away?

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