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10-23-2014, 08:34 PM

Re: Hello fellow Christians

Boy, I can smell a federal agent from a mile away. Don't worry, though, even a fed can dedicate his life to Jesus Christ. Just burn any evidence you've collected against us, and get down on your knees and ask Jesus to take control of your existence. Do it right now!

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