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  • #1

    Hiyah, people!

    Howdy!

    My name is Bub, well, that's a nickname. It's what my family has called me ever since I've been a baby and it stuck, there's actually kind of a funny story behind it but meh.. I'll tell that some other time, perhaps.

    Well, I turned fourteen in May and I'm currently a freshman at my local highschool over in the corn filled regions of Iowa, (atleast it's not filled with sinful and ugly large buildings surrounded by hatred) but uhm, yeah.

    I've kind of wanted to check out this place for awhile but never really got around to it, but well.. seems I found time - because ya'know, here I am!

    I'm a former Roman Catholic, yeah I know - one of those people.

    But I've been kind of swerving in different directions lately with my faith and it seems the people here have the kind of thoughts, opinions, and basis on not just theological stuff, but with politics and other stuff too.. I think I'll like it here.

    I'd have to say my favorite bible verse would have to be John 15:13.

    "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

    Thanks, and God Bless!
    Entrusted Christ as my personal Savior mid-2015, understood that I'd be a sinner on my way to Hell, understood that good works wouldn't get me to Heaven, and understood that the remission of sin was through the blood of Christ on the cross.
    "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
    Romans 12:14. 16 Y.O, currently!
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    Re: Hiyah, people!

    Stop serving in different directions, boy. It makes you look like a drunken queer!

    Now then, you say you're almost fifteen? Any plans to get married and start a family soon?
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    • #3
      Re: Hiyah, people!

      Well, I always thought that having a Bub Brown III in the family wouldn't be such a bad idea.

      But later on, marriage comes first, and I still have a little while to wait for that.
      Entrusted Christ as my personal Savior mid-2015, understood that I'd be a sinner on my way to Hell, understood that good works wouldn't get me to Heaven, and understood that the remission of sin was through the blood of Christ on the cross.
      "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
      Romans 12:14. 16 Y.O, currently!

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      • #4
        Re: Hiyah, people!

        Start by quoting the real Bible:

        "Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends."
        READ THE BIBLE

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        • #5
          Re: Hiyah, people!

          Oh, I was quoting the King James Version - sir.

          I thought that's what everyone followed here.
          Entrusted Christ as my personal Savior mid-2015, understood that I'd be a sinner on my way to Hell, understood that good works wouldn't get me to Heaven, and understood that the remission of sin was through the blood of Christ on the cross.
          "Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not."
          Romans 12:14. 16 Y.O, currently!

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          • #6
            Re: Hiyah, people!

            Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
            Start by quoting the real Bible:

            "Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends."


            Brother, we follow the instructions in God's own King James Bible, the one true accounting of God's word.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: Hiyah, people!

              Originally posted by Bub Brown II View Post
              Howdy!

              My name is Bub, well, that's a nickname. It's what my family has called me ever since I've been a baby and it stuck, there's actually kind of a funny story behind it but meh.. I'll tell that some other time, perhaps.
              Let me guess...your mother is a witch who conceived you after fornicating with beelzebub, who took on the form of a black goat for the occasion, and thats why they call you Bub II...

              John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

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              • #8
                Re: Hiyah, people!

                Originally posted by Bub Brown II View Post
                Oh, I was quoting the King James Version - sir.

                I thought that's what everyone followed here.
                You were quoting some ungodly "updated" version of the KJV 1611.
                READ THE BIBLE

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                • #9
                  Re: Hiyah, people!

                  Welcome! Praise the Lord you have left the Cathylick church! Please use the one true Bible, just like there is only one true God. Doesn't that make life easier? After all, it is Truth, and there is only one Truth. Repent, read the KJV 1611 Bible and turn to the Lord!
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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