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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Let us give thanks unto the LORD who created this day for us to praise Him!

    Let us pray that the next generation will forever know that Jesus + Bible = Security (food, health, wealth, and finally, Salvation!)









    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Anne Sayne
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2016
      • 182
      #2
      Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

      Happy Thanksgiving to you as well! Im thankful that God will come again on December 10!
      God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
      Revelation 12:9
      Job 39:9

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

          Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
          Happy Thanksgiving to you as well! Im thankful that God will come again on December 10!
          What does this mean? God is always with us (Psalm 139:7-10). No one knows the date Jesus will return again (Mark 13:32). In the meantime, we can wait in gleeful anticipation of His return, for we shall see the crushing justice of His mercy as He kills unbelievers and wildlife indiscriminately (Revelation 8:7-13) for their audacity for daring to not believe that which is so patently unbelievable it requires blind faith and God's Helping Hand to accept it (Ephesians 2:8 )!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • BrotherLarry
              Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2014
              • 2266
              #4
              Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

              Dear Friends,
              Christianity is so unbelievable! It takes people who thought they were happy and then shows them the truth: that they were heathens with black souls in need of Jesus to wash them white as snow. The fact that Christ reached out his nail pierced hand to me in spite of years of practicing the satanic rituals of Catholicism is proof that anything is possible.

              Without the Holy Bible to convict us and instill guilt within our minds, we would have gone on blindly to hell, all the while thinking our innate goodness and care for our fellow man was enough. Our morals, our desire to be genuinely nice and helpful to our neighbors - well, those things are just dust in the wind.

              We need Jesus to tell us how terrible and sinful we are so we can then accept His Word as our roadmap, believing and practicing everything He says so His Father won't burn us forever. If that's not a reason to praise Him, what is?

              I am so thankful for the men and women of Landover, who helped bring me into servitude of Jesus Christ. GLORY!
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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                • Brother Jessup
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 137
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

                  Happy Thanksgiving!

                  Let us not forget! This Holiday commemorates the day we succeeded in forcing the Indian savages to worship God, put on clothes, and speak English.


                  Let us pray and begin feasting!
                  The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

                  And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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                    • Brother Gonzalez
                      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 2087
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

                      In the name of all the partial injuns, you are welcome!Of course, I know you are thanking God. But nevertheless, I feel compelled to participate. As a formar hispanic born again in the Lord, I have a lot to thanks as well. If it was not for you, white people, I still would be living of the earth, having no worries about Hell and simply eating, sleeping and having sex. Disgusting.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                        • Anne Sayne
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2016
                          • 182
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

                          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                          In the name of all the partial injuns, you are welcome!Of course, I know you are thanking God. But nevertheless, I feel compelled to participate. As a formar hispanic born again in the Lord, I have a lot to thanks as well. If it was not for you, white people, I still would be living of the earth, having no worries about Hell and simply eating, sleeping and having sex. Disgusting.
                          Technically I was still a white, but back in the day I was a Godless Brit. If it hadn't been for True Christian Americans, I too would be living like a pagan. Met George while on a preaching trip to the U.K., I left for the USA, ditched the accent, and fixed my disgusting British teeth.
                          God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                          Revelation 12:9
                          Job 39:9

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Thanksgiving!

                              Well, it was not very happy for me.

                              I invited most of my family for dinner, and it was a disaster.

                              Before I even had the turkey carcass in the oven, there was talk about how Hillary was gypped from being President. Smart talk about recounts, how the electoral college robbed the witch, and on and on.

                              All I did is state that our dear President Trump won fair and square and, before you know it they all turned on me. I did as Trump would have done and said "Get them out of here!" They did flee, knowing that I am armed.

                              Still, an unsettling evening.

                              In Christ.
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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