How to Celebrate Thanksgiving with Atheist Family Members

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was appalled to read a preacher's advice about how to handle the presence of atheists at a Thanksgiving gathering. Sadly, it's becoming more common for atheists to be there because Satan has had some victories. When you think about it, living s life of sin and being told there are no consequences is an attractive but false sell.

When there are friends or relatives at your Thanksgiving celebration, the Preacher suggests you be polite with them. He says you should ask them about their atheism and listen carefully to what they say. Then, you should respond in a quiet voice explaining how your "tradition" is different and both of us can enjoy each other's company.

WHAT NONSENSE. When an atheist admits they are the enemy, attack. Tell them they are headed for an eternity in hell. And say it loud so others at the table can hear. Ask the sinner why he/she came to this Christian celebration when it ruins it for we who are Christians.

And, while you are on a roll, explain that the original Thanksgiving was a celebration of Jesus' victory over the Godless Indians. Don't be surprised if you gain a conversion right there at the table.

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Brother Mayor, this is useful material for dealing with the scumbags. Rather than listen to them I usually make sure to nab the remote control and turn up the volume on Fox News when they start talking. How about the Rittenhouse verdict, huh? What's that? I said THE RITTENHOUSE VERDICT.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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WHAT NONSENCE. When an atheist admits they are the enemy, attack. Tell them they are headed for an eternity in hell. And say it loud so others at the table can hear. Ask the sinner why he/she came to this Christian celebration when it ruins it for we who are Christians.

And, while you are on a roll, explain that the original Thanksgiving was a celebration of Jesus' victory over the Godless Indians. Don't be surprised if you gain a conversion right there at the table.

I have done this every thanksgiving that my good for nothing Nigra relatives have asked me to attend. I also include a little bonus about how great John Wayne and Ronald Reagan are two of the finest white Christians to grace God’s favorite country. They haven’t asked me to attend for the past three years or so but I intend to use the same tactic if they invite me over tomorrow.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I have done this every thanksgiving that my good for nothing Nigra relatives have asked me to attend. I also include a little bonus about how great John Wayne and Ronald Reagan are two of the finest white Christians to grace God’s favorite country. They haven’t asked me to attend for the past three years or so but I intend to use the same tactic if they invite me over tomorrow.

I heard Nigroes have a KFC 12 piece bucket instead of a turkey. Is this true?

[Isabella White]

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I was appalled to read a preacher's advice about how to handle the presence of atheists at a Thanksgiving gathering. Sadly, it's becoming more common for atheists to be there because Satan has had some victories. When you think about it, living s life of sin and being told there are no consequences is an attractive but false sell.

Very sadly, it seems like the atheistic people are trying to overtake the real meaning of Thanksgiving. Rather than minding their own business, or refusing to learn about the glories of Grace through , they insist on pushing their sinful agenda onto the rest of us. When they are at my table, they know better than to pull such shenanigans; but, I'm afraid that their sinful lifestyles are not unwelcome in many other households!

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I heard Nigroes have a KFC 12 piece bucket instead of a turkey. Is this true?

Regrettably true with a plate of pig’s intestines. On your tax dollars no less.

I myself have found out that I have NOT been invited by my lesser family to thanksgiving tomorrow. Would anyone be willin’ to reserve a seat for me at their family’s table? Preferably one with a nice white wife that knows how to cook? I’m not asking to be selfish I assure you. It’s all for my research as an Honorary White Man™️ .

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I myself have found out that I have NOT been invited by my lesser family to thanksgiving tomorrow. Would anyone be willin’ to reserve a seat for me at their family’s table? Preferably one with a nice white wife that knows how to cook? I’m not asking to be selfish I assure you. It’s all for my research as an Honorary White Man™️ .

In my profession of politics there are no days off--one has to be hustling 24/7 for the next election. That is why I'm headed over to the Senior Center for its annual Thanksgiving Dinner--I can shake some hands while I'm there.

You are welcome to join me. I have to mention the seniors there would expect you to say nice things about me. They would probably expect some nice compliments about themselves and their well-earned success. They will see their lives as a struggle because they are white and Christian. These struggles are very legitimate.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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In my profession of politics there are no days off--one has to be hustling 24/7 for the next election. That is why I'm headed over to the Senior Center for its annual Thanksgiving Dinner--I can shake some hands while I'm there.

You are welcome to join me. I have to mention the seniors there would expect you to say nice things about me. They would probably expect some nice compliments about themselves and their well-earned success. They will see their lives as a struggle because they are white and Christian. These struggles are very legitimate.

Oh I say nice things about you all the time anyway. I’d be happy to join you! Them seniors at the center always ask me the funniest questions that make me giggle. Things like “do you people know how to drive” or the usual questions about my bodily anatomy for whatever reason.