[James Hutchins]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

Adopted a mixed race child? Stay home on Thanksgiving.

While buying a healthy niglet can be a sound investment, signing ownership papers is not something you want to do. Create a LLC offshore in say, the Caymans and insulate yourself with a few shell corporations. I'll put a few of the plantation hands on the boards of these shell companies, ideally ones that have died. It is a lot of work, but you can have the others in the coop train it. I've found, ones that start off right as God and boss-man fearing at a early age, knowing who are their betters, tend to be less trouble in later years.
Thanksgiving cheer to all decent Christians.!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

Thanksgiving cheer to all decent Christians.!

Gathering the straight white family for a meal during the holidays predates the recent times. Today, God's rules are broken. In an earlier time, the races did not marry each other. God let us know He did not want these sinful marriages when he put different races on different continents.

God also made man male and female. This entire foolishness of homerism and bi-sexual are creations of sinful minds.

We need to preserve the original Thanksgiving family gathering that held true to God's rules. This is a gathering of white, straight and Republican family members.

If there is some reason for a gathering that includes weird family members, have it on April Fool's Day.

[handmaiden]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

Gathering the straight white family for a meal during the holidays predates the recent times. Today, God's rules are broken. In an earlier time, the races did not marry each other. God let us know He did not want these sinful marriages when he put different races on different continents.

God also made man male and female. This entire foolishness of homerism and bi-sexual are creations of sinful minds.

We need to preserve the original Thanksgiving family gathering that held true to God's rules. This is a gathering of white, straight and Republican family members.

If there is some reason for a gathering that includes weird family members, have it on April Fool's Day.

Preach, Brother Mayor!

Back in my pre-Saved© days, I had occasion to attend a Thanksgiving meal with a Black family that included as least one homosexual.

Granted, it was a nice meal and unlike the holidays growing up in my own family, no arguments sprang up leading to cursing and the throwing of objects and/or fists. (Honestly, it barely felt like Thanksgiving at these strangers' house.) But they were undoubtedly a lively bunch despite the lack of profanity, and the meal was followed by a spirited game of Charades.

At least at my brother's house the after-dinner activities included enumerating the many wrongs of the Liberal agenda, including Affirmative Action and social welfare programs.

Alas, that was before the advent of the mixed race grandchild. I fear that my brother may stop referring to a given Black person as, "one of the good ones".

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

Back in my pre-Saved© days, I had occasion to attend a Thanksgiving meal with a Black family that included as least one homosexual.

Interesting. I'm trying to imagine what an Africanized Thanksgiving looks like. Tell me how accurate this is:

• Turkey - KFC 16 piece bucket
• Stuffing - Flamin' Hot Cheetos
• Mashed potatoes - mashed yams
• Rolls - cornbread
• Green beans - collard greens
• Cranberry sauce - sizzurp
• Pumpkin pie - pumpkin pie, but stolen off a white family's window sill
• Macaroni and cheese - Kraft Mac and Cheese
• Salad - watermelon slices
• Wine - Colt 45 (Kool Aid for the chilluns)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

At least at my brother's house the after-dinner activities included enumerating the many wrongs of the Liberal agenda, including Affirmative Action and social welfare programs.

Affirmative Action doesn't apply to Christians apparently. Might as well be living in Egypt.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Guests at the Thanksgiving Table

Any True Christian™ family will have problems with the unsaved in our extended families, and are faced with the proverbial problem of what to do with them.

Take for example Aunt Nancy Pelousy. Aunt Nancy is a wafer muncher, and at some point during the day you will notice that all the cats have disappeared, and the dogs will start barking uncontrollably - and you have to lock them in the basement. Within about 20 minutes your doorbell will ring and it's Aunt Nancy.

Aunt Nancy likes to talk about her days growing up with tales about the mafia. If she doesn't like something on the menu, she will not complain but you might find your napkins torn. Other times she will grab her smartphone and find some Bouzouki music on Spotify - she will then start dancing like Zorba the Greek and throwing dinner plates around the dining room.

Then there is Uncle Joe Druhle. Uncle Joe belongs in a retirement home and to have his driver's license take away - but no one has yet figured out how to accomplish this. Uncle Joe will regale with tales of saving the nation from the Great Depression by telling FDR to have the WPA raise popcorn. He also claims to have cured Obama of speaking nigra jive and, being a cathylick, will tell you that he invented napalm by mixing wafers with gasoline to drop on Japan during WWII.

Uncle Joe claims to have hairy palms, but you have to instruct your kids that when Joe starts talking about it they are to excuse themselves and tell their Uncle they have homework to do.


My advice - change your phone numbers, email addresses, and move leaving no forwarding address.