THANKSGIVING Gift for the un$avED

[SUV]

Hey! Whoa! Yeah! You lowLifes just love to get something for nothing, don't you? DON'T YOU?!

Print this out and put this under your placemat for your Thanksgiving Dinner! Don't you know that Gluttony is SIN? I wonder how this particular sinner displeased JESUS to this degree. Possibly by grabbing up all the Yams In Cream before a Christian Lady was able to get her fill. Or perhaps this is "Job." Well no wonder he can't get a job! And a lazy Man is a sinful Man!

No need to thank me, now. Only trying to do my Christian Duty

And if Squanto tries to Hog-up on all the Gravy again, be it for the Turkey or the boiled Easter Ham I am going to punch him Right in the nose. Maybe even Right in the mouth this time.

Wishes for a Blessed Holiday Feast from GrammaR Sue/Sister SUV,

Your fat Grammaw who is drunk and smells and always you get stuck sitting Right next to her

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: THANKSGIVING Gift for the un$avED

Number 1957 of the 10,000 reasons I decided against being a pathologist.