The First Thanksgiving in Hell

[Godfly]

At this time of year I like to tell the story of the first Thanksgiving and how it was the first step towards the ruin of this great country. Our forefathers ought never to have sat down to a meal with those savages. Better to have starved to death rather than sell the country's soul for a turkey dinner.

This year the devil came to collect. The Antichrist himself is the president of the USA. In Hell they are celebrating their unholy victory with their first thanksgiving ever. We in the Godfrey family will spend the day fasting, cleaning our guns, and preparing for the end times.

[VictoryOS]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

You make a good point, Brother. Thank you for giving us something sobering to think about today. May all the Obama enablers burn in the Fires of Hell for what they have done to this once great land.

Let's all remember that if the indians had just given us this land as God intended rather than fighting us tooth and nail, there wouldn't have been so much blood shed and all those early Americans would never have died at the red hands of the filthy savages.

God is Good indeed.

[Deaner]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

You make a good point, Brother. Thank you for giving us something sobering to think about today. May all the Obama enablers burn in the Fires of Hell for what they have done to this once great land.

Let's all remember that if the indians had just given us this land as God intended rather than fighting us tooth and nail, there wouldn't have been so much blood shed and all those early Americans would never have died at the red hands of the filthy savages.

God is Good indeed.

As a little bit of levity; we in the Davis house put a stuffed injun with an apple in his mouth in the middle of the table. It's always been good for a few yuks every year.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

I am looking forward to my first Thanksgiving in Heaven. Not only will I be able to eat as much as I want and never feel too full, I can watch the heathens in Hell, skin boiling off of their bodies, wriggling in torturous pain, seeing their belly buttons pop like a turkey 'doneness' popping thing. Another reason to be thankful.

However, Thanksgiving is not all about gourging yourself and family togetherness. It is about the less fortunate. My family travel to visit the local cherokee reservations where we share our bounty by handing out Chick Tracts® to the down trodden. We know they collect turkey bones and entrails and will often donate ours. My children always come back with a lesson learned. Don't be a heathen or poor!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

At this time of year I like to tell the story of the first Thanksgiving and how it was the first step towards the ruin of this great country. Our forefathers ought never to have sat down to a meal with those savages. Better to have starved to death rather than sell the country's soul for a turkey dinner.

What has always puzzeled me about the white people and Indians fraterinizing together at the first Thanksgiving was this: Interacial marriage should have been recognized as the inevitable outcome.

And, it didn't take long. Shortly after this first thanksgiving, John Smith got horny over an Indian girl.

One has to ask, give thanks for polluting the white race?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

You know something? I've read the Bible cover-to-cover, several times over, and I can not find one mention of Thanksgiving. Yet people treat it like it's some kind of Christian holiday. If we're going to just make up a bunch of crazy new holidays that aren't in the Bible, then how are we any different from the Catholics?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The First Thanksgiving in Hell

Thanksgiving was first invented by the race traitor Abraham Lincoln, who is undoubtedly in hell right now.