Maybe as a Mayor I carry this too far. Every Christmas I plead with residents of Freehold not to attend any of the Nutcracker Ballet performances around the metro area here. The Nutcracker is a secret part of the atheist agenda we call the War on Christmas.
Here is what the atheists do: They advertise the Nutcracker Ballet with a picture of a toy nutcracker. Parents think it is a performance about a toy. They learn too late it is a homer porn show. It is all about showing off the male anatomy as if this is what Jesus wants us to celebrate on the day of his birth.
I don't know any True Christian™ man who puts on extreme tights Christmas morning to show off his private parts to children.

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