[Alvin Moss]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...

Strong language is never welcome.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...

You're confused, dear. Just because He doesn't come to the party you throw, doesn't mean He is unwilling or unable to contribute to the operations of the world He once lovingly put into place (Genesis 1:1-31). He personally responds to those He loves on His favorite forum on his Birthday, and we know He's busy the rest of the year making appearances and keeping up moral all around the Christian believing world. If you don't hear from Him, it's probably because He's turned a deaf ear to you (John 9:31).

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...

(Colossians 4:6) "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man."

[BobFaget]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...

[Jesus]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

I am.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Oh Dear, Sweet, Holy, Loving, Immaculate, Kind, Gracious, Beautiful Savior:

It would be such a pleasure to greet you on Your Day! Won't you once again grace this forum with a visit? Not only do I promise my eternal devotion, but I ordered a new pair of sandals for Your Feet, Lord!

Surely I am the purest, most sinless among the women of Landover. I promise You plenty of pie. I'll even introduce You to Kirk Cameron - if You don't tell anyone he's at my home.

Lovingly, on my knees with head bowed,
NRL

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

I certainly hope so!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That is a magnificent cake, brother. Can it accommodate 2000+ candles?

Well, what about this cake then?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

I am most certain that Jesus will communicate with us as He does on a daily basis with our beloved pastor Ezekiel! I also hope next Christmas I'll be entertaining Him in person with my witty anecdotes and exciting stories in Heavenly Joy!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.

Is that the way you get your jollies, by abusing the elderly?



I pray that when Jesus returns you don't treat Him the same way just because He's old.

YiC,

Zech

[LolitaInbred]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.

Don't blame Jesus for your pending eternal stay in Hell. Your own choice of completely ignoring His Holy Bible is what ensured your doom.

• We (this includes you!) have to follow 100% of God's laws. (James 2:10)
• We (this includes you!) have to use the entire, unaltered Bible. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7)
• Almost everyone (this includes you!) will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
• God hates sinners (this includes you!). (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)

[LolitaInbred]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.

One thing's for sure - he won't be taking you back with him!

[LolitaInbred]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.