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Naked Feminists Kidnap Baby Jesus - A True Story
A mind educated to Biblical Truths will not believe anything. Unicorns (Job 39:10) are real, so are dinosaurs (Job 40:15). A mind used to the infallible logic and beauty of the Bible can usually very easily tell Truth from fiction. Still, I struggled to believe the darkest and most disturbing story of this Christmas. The women (Genesis 2:23), lesser Creatures of inferior cognitive capabilities, have now screwed it big time. They have actually kidnapped baby Jesus.
Now, this incredible story tells us several things.
Some significant questions remain. Is this woman actually the whore of Revelation that sitteth upon many waters? I must say that she probably is. Look at THIS!
Revelation 17:1
And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
The likeness is remarkable. Jesus is coming. We will see anguish and hear gnashing of teeth. Praise god!
Jesus was born to save us and to cast the sinners into eternal torment (Mark 3:29). Thank you, Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL! READ ONLY AFTER PREVENTIVE PRAYER!
A topless FEMEN protester tried to kidnap Baby Jesus from the manger at St. Peter's Square in Vatican City after the Pope's Christmas message on Thursday. The activist was stopped and arrested in front of shocked believers.
With the words “God is woman” painted across her naked chest, the activist squeezed though a hole in a fence surrounding the nativity scene.
The woman rushed to the manger in the center of the square, grabbed the Jesus figurine, and raised it above her head while shouting slogans against the Catholic Church. However, a Vatican guard was quick to block her. The activist was quickly covered with a coat and handed over to police.
With the words “God is woman” painted across her naked chest, the activist squeezed though a hole in a fence surrounding the nativity scene.
The woman rushed to the manger in the center of the square, grabbed the Jesus figurine, and raised it above her head while shouting slogans against the Catholic Church. However, a Vatican guard was quick to block her. The activist was quickly covered with a coat and handed over to police.
Now, this incredible story tells us several things.
1. Good intentions - ousting the cat lick false Church - are no excuse for EVERYTHING. Jesus should be kept out of situations involving naked women. While homersexual women can find the form and consistency of a female mammary gland pleasing and lezbian babies even seek it for nourishment, it is a vile sight for the True Christian™ man (thus the blurring of the picture for your benefit). Jesus only deserves nice, decent imagery.
2. God does not become a woman by painting random words on a chest. Genesis 1:27 uses the masculine third person pronoun for God and that is irrefutable proof.
3. While cat lickism is an aberrant form of idolatry, it is not wise to remove the only decent thing these people have, the Baby Jesus. Even the remotest possibility of a single person seeing the Sweet Face of our True God® must be cherished and incubated. True repentance may hatch.
4. This feminist fornication club is from the Ukraine. This proves once again that the prayers of True Christians™ must be targeted at the victory of Mr. Putin in Europe and GOP in Godly US of A.
5. The cat licks really don't care, do they? They leave Sweet Baby Jesus unguarded ready to be snatched by this pre-prophesied harlot of Revelation 17:1.
Baby Jesus weeps. Did Jesus really die in vain!?2. God does not become a woman by painting random words on a chest. Genesis 1:27 uses the masculine third person pronoun for God and that is irrefutable proof.
3. While cat lickism is an aberrant form of idolatry, it is not wise to remove the only decent thing these people have, the Baby Jesus. Even the remotest possibility of a single person seeing the Sweet Face of our True God® must be cherished and incubated. True repentance may hatch.
4. This feminist fornication club is from the Ukraine. This proves once again that the prayers of True Christians™ must be targeted at the victory of Mr. Putin in Europe and GOP in Godly US of A.
5. The cat licks really don't care, do they? They leave Sweet Baby Jesus unguarded ready to be snatched by this pre-prophesied harlot of Revelation 17:1.
Some significant questions remain. Is this woman actually the whore of Revelation that sitteth upon many waters? I must say that she probably is. Look at THIS!
Revelation 17:1
And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
The likeness is remarkable. Jesus is coming. We will see anguish and hear gnashing of teeth. Praise god!
Jesus was born to save us and to cast the sinners into eternal torment (Mark 3:29). Thank you, Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
The lips of the chief papist or the bouncing mammaries of a feminist demon?? 
Both are one-direction expressways into damnation!
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