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Every year at this time the cult of Satan inspired papists (and their various sects from the High Church Episcopalians to the Church of England) haul out their favorite ode of Mary worshiping drivel in song form known as "Ave Maria".
Numerous talented classical composers (Schubert, Bach / Gounod, Caccini, Saint-Saëns, Verdi, Dvorak, Mozart, Franck, et. al.) held under an almost demon like possession by the likes of the cathylicks have been driven to compose these blasphemous melodies to the goddess of Roman Catholic Mariology. In today's context you could say they were bamboozled, or more recently Grubered or Gruberized. Indeed, the cathylicks dominated much of education, scholarship and the Christian religion for centuries under the spell of Satan and his earthly representative the pope. While the Baptists were around since the beginning, it wasn't until the King James Bible and the Landover Baptist Church that True Christianity™ began its renaissance and ascendancy.
And what of the Virgin Mary, celebrated in the birth of the Baby Jesus in nativity scenes all across America (at least the ones that the atheists haven't gotten around to yet in the War on Christman). Certainly she was doing her True Christian™ duty to obey the Will of God when tapped by the Holy Spirit to be an oven for our Savior - much like any True Christian™ woman has the duty to bear soldiers for Christ.
Not much is said in the Bible(KJV1611) about the Baby Jesus' early years - and of what importance would it be anyway, the story is about Jesus temporarily dying for our sins to give mankind eternal life in Heaven. There is one brief note from Luke telling us that all was well with the Baby Jesus.
There you have it, the Baby Jesus pretty much took care of Himself - which leaves the conundrum of how the cathylicks came to venerate Mary as some pagan goddess. When it comes to parenting skills, perhaps Mary breast fed Baby Jesus before God commanded the Nestlé Company to invent infant formula, but the thought of Mary potty training the Son of God is simply ridiculous and incomprehensible. Indeed, the parenting skills of Mary and Joseph are somewhat circumspect in a further quote from Luke (below) - today loosing track of the Baby Jesus for 3 days would get you arrested for child abuse and your offspring seized and put into a foster home by modern nanny state LIEberals. And then confronted by Jesus' explanation didn't understand what He was saying - go tell that to the Judge.
Help put a stop to the cathylick Mary worshiping cult and send a strong message to the Vatican by voting for the worst "Ave Maria".
Schubert version
Mascagni version (maybe more famous among opera buffs in "reality opera"?)
Bach / Gounod version
Caccini version
Saint-Saëns version
Numerous talented classical composers (Schubert, Bach / Gounod, Caccini, Saint-Saëns, Verdi, Dvorak, Mozart, Franck, et. al.) held under an almost demon like possession by the likes of the cathylicks have been driven to compose these blasphemous melodies to the goddess of Roman Catholic Mariology. In today's context you could say they were bamboozled, or more recently Grubered or Gruberized. Indeed, the cathylicks dominated much of education, scholarship and the Christian religion for centuries under the spell of Satan and his earthly representative the pope. While the Baptists were around since the beginning, it wasn't until the King James Bible and the Landover Baptist Church that True Christianity™ began its renaissance and ascendancy.
And what of the Virgin Mary, celebrated in the birth of the Baby Jesus in nativity scenes all across America (at least the ones that the atheists haven't gotten around to yet in the War on Christman). Certainly she was doing her True Christian™ duty to obey the Will of God when tapped by the Holy Spirit to be an oven for our Savior - much like any True Christian™ woman has the duty to bear soldiers for Christ.
Not much is said in the Bible(KJV1611) about the Baby Jesus' early years - and of what importance would it be anyway, the story is about Jesus temporarily dying for our sins to give mankind eternal life in Heaven. There is one brief note from Luke telling us that all was well with the Baby Jesus.
And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him.
- Luke 2:40
- Luke 2:40
Now his parents went to Jerusalem every year aat the feast of the passover.
And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day’s journey; and they sought him damong their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
And gall that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.
And when they saw him, they were amazed: and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold, thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing.
And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father’s business?
And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them.
- Luke 2:41–50
And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day’s journey; and they sought him damong their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
And gall that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.
And when they saw him, they were amazed: and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold, thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing.
And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father’s business?
And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them.
- Luke 2:41–50
Schubert version
Mascagni version (maybe more famous among opera buffs in "reality opera"?)
Bach / Gounod version
Caccini version
Saint-Saëns version
impossible! No, the only rhythm these papists know is the repetitive entry-exit of their tallowhackers into the receptive lower orifices of altar boys. 
But at least he wasn't a fag, like Caccini!
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