The Secular Manifesto has been found!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

Oh Pastor, I was not clear enough in noting that my birthday actually falls on this Wednesday! I had to celebrate on the weekend because everyone had other stupid things to go to during the week like exams at heathen universities and heathen Office Christmas parties. I do plan to celebrate at a clean pub on Wednesday again if I have the chance. Those holy car bombers are very good.

Excellent. So we will be expecting to receive your generous Love Offering to Jesus via Paypal first thing wednesday morning. Happy Birthday, and Praise Jesus for not killing you last year.

[Arethusa]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

Happy birthday and happy witnessing!

For a fun party game, try making your own Nativity scene.

Use caution, however. When I tried it, the characters kept moving to places I didn't intend; the program may be have been hacked or possessed.

I'm not quite sure exactly what is supposed to be going on here. It seems there are two "areas of attention", but neither of them involves the Baby Jesus!

Bwahahahahahaha. I'll make one, print it out and pin it on my evil Cathylick roommate's door as a part of my witnessing. Thank you very much OYK for the birthday greetings and Christian tutorial game.

Happy Birthday! Here at Landover, we like to celebrate birthdays by accepting a generous tithe to thank JESUS for letting you live another year.

Oh Pastor, I was not clear enough in noting that my birthday actually falls on this Wednesday! I had to celebrate on the weekend because everyone had other stupid things to go to during the week like exams at heathen universities and heathen Office Christmas parties. I do plan to celebrate at a clean pub on Wednesday again if I have the chance. Those holy car bombers are very good.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

Uhhhh sure, I'll get right to that eventually, with a Landover approved minister. After I celebrate my forthcoming birthday tonight.

Happy Birthday! Here at Landover, we like to celebrate birthdays by accepting a generous tithe to thank JESUS for letting you live another year.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

Uhhhh sure, I'll get right to that eventually, with a Landover approved minister. After I celebrate my forthcoming birthday tonight.

Happy birthday and happy witnessing!

For a fun party game, try making your own Nativity scene.

Use caution, however. When I tried it, the characters kept moving to places I didn't intend; the program may be have been hacked or possessed.

I'm not quite sure exactly what is supposed to be going on here. It seems there are two "areas of attention", but neither of them involves the Baby Jesus!

[Arethusa]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

The page you posted states that they're anti-Christian, but a review of the sample pages suggests that they are actually anti-Santa. They just need to change that first page to say "the shackles of Santaist oppression" and change the title.

I believe we can all support The War on Santamas.

And before ANYONE asks, no, in the sample pages they did NOT suggest replacing the Baby Jesus(tm) with a SNAIL.

They do suggest getting Santa jobs at malls and promising every child a pony. Since Santa is Satan, the Father of Lies, such action could provide True Christians(tm) an opportunity to witness to the squalling little UNSAVED brats on CHRISTmas Morning, when they rush downstairs in their little feeted pajamas hoping to find a pony under the tree and instead find socks.

Arethusa, have you taken the opportunity to witness to the author, and explain the difference between Christianity and Santaism?

Uhhhh sure, I'll get right to that eventually, with a Landover approved minister. After I celebrate my forthcoming birthday tonight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

You know, I can't even count how many jew-owned shopping malls that I've been escorted out of by security. I make it my business to distribute Chick Tracts and the photo below to every young hellbound child I can find waiting in line to be fondled by that old satanic pervert. Praise Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

Arethusa, have you taken the opportunity to witness to the author, and explain the difference between Christianity and Santaism?

It may be wise to take along a Godly© Pastor to also give this person a good solid Ministering in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ™.

Paise® His Name

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Secular Manifesto has been found!

And the writers seem to have lumped in Santa Claus with Jesus Christ as a deity!

The page you posted states that they're anti-Christian, but a review of the sample pages suggests that they are actually anti-Santa. They just need to change that first page to say "the shackles of Santaist oppression" and change the title.

I believe we can all support The War on Santamas.

And before ANYONE asks, no, in the sample pages they did NOT suggest replacing the Baby Jesus(tm) with a SNAIL.

They do suggest getting Santa jobs at malls and promising every child a pony. Since Santa is Satan, the Father of Lies, such action could provide True Christians(tm) an opportunity to witness to the squalling little UNSAVED brats on CHRISTmas Morning, when they rush downstairs in their little feeted pajamas hoping to find a pony under the tree and instead find socks.

Arethusa, have you taken the opportunity to witness to the author, and explain the difference between Christianity and Santaism?

[Arethusa]

And the writers seem to have lumped in Santa Claus with Jesus Christ as a deity!

War on Christmas: The Official Field Manual