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  • I Man Rastafari
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    Only crazy white people go to Starbucks to pay so much for coffee. No self respecting Black man would be seen there except in case of emergency like if the white girl wants to go there in the morning and you want to come back to her crib tonight.

    Also they are very racist at Starbucks because they will not buy coffee from Black men. They say they buy coffee from Africa but those are Arabs over there and they have bombs too. In Jamaica we grow excellent Blue Mountain Coffee but the white people from Starbucks will not sell it in their stores. And they are from Seattle! The white people in Seattle are said to love Black people there.

    Everyone in Jamaica grows Blue Mountain Coffee. You see it in front yards and behind houses and in every vacant lot. That is because crazy white people pay so much money for it. We drink Folgers and sell the Blue Mountain Coffee to the crazy white people. They are probably the same crazy white people who go to Starbucks but they drink our coffee at their house and impress their neighbors. I think most white people are crazy- present company excepted of course.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    I'm so angry at the Starbucks Corporation's refusal to admit Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus I started to wonder, is Starbucks some kind of cult organization.

    If you look at the Starbuck's logo, you can see it signals some other meaning. Doing a little research I found this:

    Yet the whole “red cup” controversy starts to look pretty silly when you take into account that Starbucks’ logo (which emblazons every cup) has been actually highly esoteric in nature from the beginning.
    While The Little Mermaid portrays Ariel as a quirky, curious beauty with hopes of exploring the world, according to Greek mythology, mermaids, or sirens, were predatory seductresses that would seduce sailors with songs and promises of sex — and then kill them.

    So, Starbucks does want the cross or manger scene on its cups because it is busy promoting sex with deadly mermaids. I have no doubt another "killing" aspect is the AIDS that comes from having sex with homers.

    I would advise all people not to even look at the dangerous mermaid on Starbucks coffee cups.

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  • BrotherLarry
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    Starbucks has become a plague in ungodly NYC. I am staging a peaceful protest on Black Friday outside the three Starbucks on my block. Every fifteen minutes I will move from Starbucks to Starbucks, holding a cup with the Baby Jesus emblazoned on it. I will be offering FREE coffee to passersby, and then asking them to drink out of the Baby Jesus Cup. I had a sign made that says "The best part of waking up is Jesus on your cup!" and another that says, "I'm Sipping with the Savior!" that will be held by a couple of volunteers from the homeless shelter in exchange for all the coffee they can drink.


    This is going to make the TV news, fellow True Christians(TM)! God will be honored and glorified. But there's more!


    We have a definite MAYBE from none other than Kirk Cameron, who has agreed to drink a cup from the Baby Jesus Cup. The tentative acceptance letter reads as follows:


    "Mr. Cameron certainly loves the Baby Jesus and loves coffee. We will agree to appear if Mr. Cameron is available, but we make no guarantees, since he has been asked to make a paid appearance in California that morning. We aren't saying no, but it depends on whether he agrees to earn $50,000 for the California show or decides to do your protest. So this is a tentative maybe, but, you know, $50,000 is a $5000 tithe that will bring many souls to the Lord. We are sure you understand."


    Isn't that exciting? We've also extended an invitation to Pastor Ezekiel to lead a prayer service but have heard nothing back from him as of this moment.


    These are exciting times. Let's remain on our knees this week, people! Let's shew our Lord the utmost of thanks by helping shut down Starbucks for good. Shout Glory!


    COME, LORD JESUS!
    BrotherLarry

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
    blah blah blah ... joo stuff ... Happy Hanukkah, All!
    Why do you keep wishing us a merry hannuka several weeks before it even starts?

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
    delusional thinking follows...


    Another News Flash: Starbucks doesn't care about some backwoods Baptist church and their isolationist, backward thoughts.


    Sorry, Jew. You are wrong as usual. Starbucks has coffee shops all across Godly America, not just in bubble land. You bubble heads can drink all the five dollar coffee you want, right up until they go belly up, because the rest of America (that's right, America doesn't stop at the New York state line) boycotts their witches brew. This is still a Christian country and you are on the wrong side of this issue.

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  • Michael Hezekiah Esq
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    News Flash:


    Baby Jesus grew up. He got himself into a major case of delusional thinking, wouldn't accept the help of the Jewish people, and got himself killed by the Romans.


    So, using logic, NO, Starbucks doesn't hate Jesus. They hate singling anyone out of the holiday season. Instead of bowing to pressure by fundamentalist groups, they proudly designed a cup that holds a colorful message of inclusion.


    Anyone stupid enough to pay that much for their products likely is not a cheerful tither. I reject Starbucks for their prices, not their cups.


    Another News Flash: Starbucks doesn't care about some backwoods Baptist church and their isolationist, backward thoughts.


    Happy Hanukkah, All! Soon we'll light menorah and remember G_d's providence.

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  • Anne Sayne
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Last year we at Landover Baptist Church nearly brought Starbucks to its knees by boycotting the secular paper coffee cups.

    But, they thought we would not notice if they did it again. Mr. Starbucks, this is your last chance. Either put Baby Jesus on your coffee cups or we will put you out of business.

    We're boycotting Starbucks as well. Any "christian" who goes to Starbucks is a false Christian. They think it's just coffee, but these idolatry/pagan/evil/satanic symbols are right in front of their unsaved eyes!

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  • handmaiden
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Last year we at Landover Baptist Church nearly brought Starbucks to its knees by boycotting the secular paper coffee cups.

    But, they thought we would not notice if they did it again. Mr. Starbucks, this is your last chance. Either put Baby Jesus on your coffee cups or we will put you out of business.

    Those cups are so clearly designed to honor the pagan goddess of whatever, how can the world not see it?


    Optically Yours,
    Handmaiden

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Last year we at Landover Baptist Church nearly brought Starbucks to its knees by boycotting the secular paper coffee cups.

    But, they thought we would not notice if they did it again. Mr. Starbucks, this is your last chance. Either put Baby Jesus on your coffee cups or we will put you out of business.

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  • John Carpenter
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    This is yet another example of big buisness being secretly controlled by athiest devil worshoppers. You have it right!

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  • Regis Alexandrus
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    I have always hated Starbuck's since I discovered it's liberal agenda before I dropped out of a secular college at the Lord's encouragement. I have boycotted it ever since.

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  • Rabbi Goldschlitz
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    I thought the Yids were too cheap to go to Starbucks?



    Good grief, I don't think the place is even kosher-approved!



    Hebes are so weird.

    Yours in Christ (NOT JERRY SEINFELD),

    Zech
    I own a few of them. $$$$$$$$$$$

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Rabbi Goldschlitz View Post
    Next year they will have Hanakuh cups
    I thought the Yids were too cheap to go to Starbucks?



    Good grief, I don't think the place is even kosher-approved!



    Hebes are so weird.

    Yours in Christ (NOT JERRY SEINFELD),

    Zech

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  • Rabbi Goldschlitz
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Starbucks needs to repent. Perhaps the company could design a cross into their logo. They could also put Bible verses on their cups.

    Then, next year, go all out for Baby Jesus.
    Next year they will have Hanakuh cups

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Godly Hobby Lobby has some stickers that can be placed on the cups - and they are on SALE!

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