Jesus Is The Reason For The Season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And he's a Godly Republican
Santa's just another name for Satan
And even though Satan Claus is White
He's a godless European commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight
Santa's elves are godless little commies
That is why they're always dressed in red
Turning children into mindless zombies
While nestled all snugly in their beds
We can no longer sing our Christmas carols
They've banned the nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel
And replaced it with evil Halloween
We can no longer say Merry Christmas
They force us to say happy holidays
Referring to Hanukkah and Kwanzaa
Leading all the godly souls astray.
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