Don't Let Satan Fool You This Season

[Dennis Lukes]

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I was appalled at the crowded parking lots of Chinese restaurants. Why would anyone abandon the traditional food of Christmas, turkey and potatoes, for rice and bamboo?

Fresh from the infernal rites of Hannukah, Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas Eve to commemorate the murder of Jesus. It's not that they particularly love Chinese food, only that Chinese food and the Chinese are the option most offensive and objectionable to Christian sensibilities. Everything they do is about us. It's like they're obsessed or something. Damn Jews!

[MitzaLizalor]

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1. "Some people" have very peculiar diets.

2. It's probably so they can worship one of these.

zuurkoolstamppot

I was appalled at the crowded parking lots of Chinese restaurants. Why would anyone abandon the traditional food of Christmas, turkey and potatoes, for rice and bamboo?

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[Roland]

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[...]with extra bacon.

Bacon makes everything better I have plenty of it so I can make my zuurkoolstamppot.


Potatoes, smashed, sauerkraut mashed in, half a stick of butter and then bacon fried to a crisp. And the fat of the bacon of-course. I love winter meals.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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On Saturdays I usually make a point of serving pork and/or shrimp with some sort of cream-based sauce. However, in the True Christian(tm) spirit of Christmas I compromised by cooking the turkeys with extra bacon.

[Roland]

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Surely the tradition of turkey and potatoes to celebrate the birth of Jesus started right after the blessed event in Bethlehem. Chinese food is a foreign invention and has no place in Christmas.

I did the potatoe part. Fried as you surely can appreciate. I diverted a bit there and made roast beef with a red wine reduction. like the French do. No Chinese food but good nonetheless.


As it was a Saturday I should be fine

[Johny Joe Hold]

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A couple of days have passed since Christmas Day. I'd like to reflect on something I noticed and suggest a way to make coming Christmas Days better.

After church services and a wonderful Christmas meal, I drove around the cities surrounding Freehold. I wanted to see how many cars were parked at competitive churches and to just look around.

I was appalled at the crowded parking lots of Chinese restaurants. Why would anyone abandon the traditional food of Christmas, turkey and potatoes, for rice and bamboo?

Surely the tradition of turkey and potatoes to celebrate the birth of Jesus started right after the blessed event in Bethlehem. Chinese food is a foreign invention and has no place in Christmas.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It is almost the time of the year again wherein I will share my blessings.

Is this some sick euphemism wherein you freely grant sexual access to strangers? Again? Sick.

[mrgrtt123]

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It is almost the time of the year again wherein I will share my blessings.

[Dana723]

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My boys will be so thrilled to find that the money I was going to spend on them for all those electronic doodads will instead be going to Pastor Ezekiel's Jet Fund! I can't wait to tell them!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Amen, brother! Why, Mr. Etheldreda and I have recently added Pastor Zeke to our checking and savings account at Freehold Liberty Bank. It feels good knowing we can help the very moment the Good Lord places a need on the Dear Pastor. This way he doesn't have to wait for funds to come it, he has access to as many one-time emergency-love-gifts as he needs. Cookie in the office set the whole thing up. I think that's the best way to celebrate the Birth of Christ.

[BrotherLarry]

All of us want to enjoy the merriest season of the year. Just as God gave us His Son as the greatest Gift of all, remember that the devil will try to get you to copycat God and outdo everyone on gifts and parties. This does not please the Baby Jesus!


This year, instead of giving gifts amongst yourselves, why not send what you would have spent on foolish handwarmers and socks to the Landover Baptist Church in care of Ezekiel Flint? You KNOW where your money is going and how it is used when you give a special love gift to Pastor. I can just see the gleam in his eye when the funds start pouring in. Almost immediately, those offerings will start to be used in the way that our beloved pastor and advisor to the President sees best.


Aunt Edna and Uncle Bill have enough of those iridescent candy dishes. Grandmother doesn't really need a new comforter - she probably hasn't opened the one you gave her last year (or the year before). Who will join me in making this a Zeke Christmas? Please place your name below so that Pastor knows just how much you love him. Be generous! Someone should probably keep track of who doesn't give so we can shame them after the holiday - it's not being mean, it's just letting Zeke know where he stands with you.


If you want to list the amount of your gift, that's fine. A special word for Pastor would be nice, too.


I'll start: All my gift money is going to LBC this year. Pastor, I can't imagine this church without you and I can't imagine anyone else with the amount of kindness and dedication that you have. (Oh, by the way, this is the Horse Guy). We love you and pray that Jesus blesses you with even more of the things you deserve. Glory!