Catalan Papists Defecate On Jesus!

[Brother Temperance]

This sort of filth is seen by the Mary-Worshippers in Catalonia as an appropriate way to celebrate the birth of Sweet Baby Jesus!

A Caganer is a little statue unique to Catalonia, and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture such as Andorra.
In Catalonia, as in most of Italy, South France and Spain, the traditional Christmas decoration is a large model of the city of Bethlehem, similar to American Nativity scenes that encompasses the entire city rather than just the typical manger scene. The Catalans have added an extra character that is not found in the manger scenes of any other culture. In addition to Mary, Joseph, Jesus, the Shepherds and company, Catalans have the character known as the Caganer. This extra little character is often tucked away in some corner of the model, typically nowhere near the manger scene, where he is not easily noticed. There is a good reason for his obscure position in the display, for "caganer" translates from Catalan to English as "defecator", and that is exactly what this little statue is doing - defecating.
The exact origin of the Caganer is lost, but the tradition has existed since the 18th century. Originally, the Caganer was portrayed as a Catalan peasant wearing a traditional hat called a barretina - a red stocking hat with a black band.
The Catalans have modified this tradition somewhat since the 1940s. In addition to the traditional caganer design, you can easily find other characters assuming the caganer position, such as nuns, devils, Santa Claus, celebrities, athletes, historical figures, politicians, Spanish royalty, and other famous people past and present, including Pope John Paul II, Salvador Dalí, prime minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Princess Letizia and even Osama bin Laden.
The practice is tolerated by the local Catholic church.

So, Osama Bin Laden defecating on the Sweet Baby Jesus is considered by the Catholics to be a fitting Christmas decoration, is it? And that's not all:

The Tió de Nadal (roughly "Christmas log"), also known as "Tió" or "Tronca" ("log"), is a mythological character in Catalan mythology relating to a Christmas tradition widespread in Catalonia.
Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers him with a little blanket so that he will not be cold at night.
On Christmas day or, depending on the particular household, on Christmas eve, one puts the tió partly into the fireplace and orders it to "shit" (the fire part of this tradition is no longer as widespread as it once was, since many modern homes do not have a fireplace). To make him "shit", one beats him with sticks, while singing various songs of Tió de Nadal.
The tió does not drop larger objects, as those are brought by the Three Wise Men. It does leave candies, nuts and torrons. Depending on the part of Catalonia, it may also give out dried figs. When nothing is left to "shit", it drops a salt herring, a head of garlic, an onion or "urinates". What comes out of the tió is a communal rather than individual gift, shared by everyone present.
In addition to the names listed in the opening paragraph, the additional nickname "Caga Tió" ("shit log") derives from the many songs of Tió de Nadal that begin with this phrase, which was originally (in the context of the songs) an imperative ("Shit, log"). The use of this expression as a name is not believed to be part of the ancient tradition.
The tradition of the tió could be related to that of the Christmas tree.
Here is a song of the "caga tió":
caga tió,
caga turró,
avellanes i mató,
si no cagues bé
et daré un cop de bastó.
¡caga tió!"
Shit, log,
shit torrons,
hazelnuts and cheese,
if you don't shit well
I'll give you a blow with a stick.
Shit, log!

Whatever did Jesus do to the Catholics to make them hate Him so much? Also, I wonder if Hellsinner has ever considered moving to Catalonia? It sounds as if she'd fit in perfectly there.

[see_the_light]

Re: Catalan Papists Defecate On Jesus!

This sort of filth is seen by the Mary-Worshippers in Catalonia as an appropriate way to celebrate the birth of Sweet Baby Jesus!

So, Osama Bin Laden defecating on the Sweet Baby Jesus is considered by the Catholics to be a fitting Christmas decoration, is it? And that's not all:[/COLOR]


Whatever did Jesus do to the Catholics to make them hate Him so much? Also, I wonder if Hellsinner has ever considered moving to Catalonia? It sounds as if she'd fit in perfectly there.

The cat-a-licks are heathens in disguise who never liked JESUS and THE WORD OF GOD.

They pay lip service but know that even in their adultered thing they call the bible there is still enough to make any soul worth saving wonder....

And so they disguise and disgrace all that is sacred.

They think that by dragging everyone into blasphemy they protect their false religion and their true master... satan.

PRAY TO JESUS THAT HE MIGHT PUNISH THOSE HEATHENS!

[Deaner]

Re: Catalan Papists Defecate On Jesus!

Whatever did Jesus do to the Catholics to make them hate Him so much?

I'm not sure if it's the catlicks; personally I think this kind of vindictiveness can only be seen in the heart of a wop.

***WARNING*** (picture of what greaseballs put in the manger with Baby Jesus below!!)




Words can't describe how I feel right now. Jesus and the angels weep.

Dean

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Catalan Papists Defecate On Jesus!

In addition to the traditional caganer design, you can easily find other characters assuming the caganer position, such as nuns, devils, Santa Claus, celebrities, athletes, historical figures, politicians, Spanish royalty, and other famous people past and present, including Pope John Paul II, Salvador Dalí, prime minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, Princess Letizia and even Osama bin Laden.

If the people of Catatonia, or whatever it's called, show a pope defecating on Our Lord, then at least they're being honest for a change about the true nature of the Roman institution. Yet I have to wonder whether His Unholiness Pope John Paul II finds it at all amusing when he looks up from hell to see what his flock is up to.

Also, how soon will "Father" Mo stop by to rev up the Romanist spin machine on this one?

[see_the_light]

Re: Catalan Papists Defecate On Jesus!

If the people of Catatonia, or whatever it's called, show a pope defecating on Our Lord, then at least they're being honest for a change about the true nature of the Roman institution. Yet I have to wonder whether His Unholiness Pope John Paul II finds it at all amusing when he looks up from hell to see what his flock is up to.

Also, how soon will "Father" Mo stop by to rev up the Romanist spin machine on this one?

No, I guess he understood his cover was blown.

He finaly saw that any TRUE CHRISTIAN will have his BIBLE and see in the first book of John 4:1

Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

PRAISE THE LORD!