Boring people with boring gift ideas

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

Sorry that I wasn't clear. I would never expect the Elders to deign to invite me of all people to their hallowed ground. I only cared to suggest a gathering for them and others that they deem worthy wherin they can suppurate evilness.

Regarding that expression, I forthwith strike it from my lexicon.

Speaking of lexicon, I'm unsure of the word 'pistolas'. Methinks It seems to me to be some sort of...bedpan?

I am a polyglot. Look it up.

[Clamper13]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

The unsaved are not welcome in the city limits of Freehold.

And you should know that whenever I hear someone use the expression "methinks," I have a strong desire to reach for my pistolas...

Sorry that I wasn't clear. I would never expect the Elders to deign to invite me of all people to their hallowed ground. I only cared to suggest a gathering for them and others that they deem worthy wherin they can suppurate evilness.

Regarding that expression, I forthwith strike it from my lexicon.

Speaking of lexicon, I'm unsure of the word 'pistolas'. Methinks It seems to me to be some sort of...bedpan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

Methinks the effort to imbue those God haters with the Truth will be better spent elsewhere.

They'll wear the necklace just to mock the faithful.

Wasps will rankle them, but the sting will fade.

Bullets are a better answer, but worldwide there are so many God haters that they are impractical for a Final Solution, as evidenced about 70 years ago in Europe.

The warmth and light of God gift of fire will be short lived. They'll just shunt their eyes from the glory of the Lord, and run squealing like frightened pigs. The imps at 911 who answer their cries will have no qualms about performing Satan's work as they place the veils of cold and darkness upon the symbol of the Lord's sacrifice.

After viewing Lucifer's Toy Chest, the 2011 List Of BANNED Christmas Toys, I'm wondering if a different approach might be more effective.

Perhaps we could invest in the items on that list. We could send our funds directly to the Church, plus any extra needed for shipping and handling.

The Elders could conduct an invitation-only prayer vigil, complete with bonfire and the large burning symbol of the Son's sacrifice. Refreshments and whatever else the Elders need to stave off the cold Freehold air included, of course.

The unsaved are not welcome in the city limits of Freehold.

And you should know that whenever I hear someone use the expression "methinks," I have a strong desire to reach for my pistolas...

[Clamper13]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

Methinks the effort to imbue those God haters with the Truth will be better spent elsewhere.

They'll wear the necklace just to mock the faithful.

Wasps will rankle them, but the sting will fade.

Bullets are a better answer, but worldwide there are so many God haters that they are impractical for a Final Solution, as evidenced about 70 years ago in Europe.

The warmth and light of God gift of fire will be short lived. They'll just shunt their eyes from the glory of the Lord, and run squealing like frightened pigs. The imps at 911 who answer their cries will have no qualms about performing Satan's work as they place the veils of cold and darkness upon the symbol of the Lord's sacrifice.

After viewing Lucifer's Toy Chest, the 2011 List Of BANNED Christmas Toys, I'm wondering if a different approach might be more effective.

Perhaps we could invest in the items on that list. We could send our funds directly to the Church, plus any extra needed for shipping and handling.

The Elders could conduct an invitation-only prayer vigil, complete with bonfire and the large burning symbol of the Son's sacrifice. Refreshments and whatever else the Elders need to stave off the cold Freehold air included, of course.

[Voll_EQ]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

[Zaiger]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

[Voll_EQ]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

A 1 way ticket out of my life ?

[Georgina]

Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

I'd just get them a Bible or two

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Would it be wrong to give liberals phallic objects for Christmas so they may easier reveal their self sodomy to God?