[Roland]

Re: ASK JESUS - 2021

So He's Holy Ghosted us again?

I think we'll get by.

A glass of wine and some interesting French cheese that has now been overcome with blue mycelium on me


Always fun to see how these French get you to hand you off some cheese and it still ripens afterwards.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ASK JESUS - 2021

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!!!!!

(First!)

He is also filled with unprecedented WRATH, as only too few True Christian™ men congratulated Him on His actual Birthday, while the others were preoccupied. This means that no-one else is safe.

Phew! Glory!

Praise Him!

Praise God! I bow before the Lord of Hosts! Highest compliments to Jealous!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: ASK JESUS - 2021

Shame that I didn't got the chance to ask Jesus something.

Anyway, if someone sees him, could he ask him to say hi to the Holy Virgin Mary, Saint Peter I, Saint Joseph, Padre Pio and all the other Holy people in Heaven?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ASK JESUS - 2021

Shame that I didn't got the chance to ask Jesus something.

Anyway, if someone sees him, could he ask him to say hi to the Christ's incubator Mary, S̶a̶i̶n̶t̶ Peter, S̶a̶i̶n̶t̶ Joseph, Padre Pio and all the other Holy people in Heaven?

The Mad Monk Padre Pio is in Hell with all the other Catholics. Mary, Peter, and Joseph were Christians, not Papists.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ASK JESUS - 2021

I had to smile. Is there no lunacy these wretches would not embrace? Assiduous in creating "saints" among the deceased and presumably thinking they have a unique ability to do so (or are hindoo saints included? generally they're alive at the time) so where did saints come from before that? If during their lives the quality was discerned, why should the process not continue?

Matthew 27:50-53 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost. And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

Note however that all these saints needed to be brought BACK TO life. They were not alive already, they were dead. They were not available for listening to rosaries or the mutterings of advanced psychiatric cases. Their experience of time was over but for us, of course, that experience is current. One day (they knew because Jesus had told them) time would run out and then eternity would begin – but in the interim they would be dead and not experiencing anything. Subjectively, as Jesus explained to the villain on the cross, the transition seems instantaneous. Objectively, in order to be raised from the dead one needs to be dead in the first place.

Luke 23:40-44 But the other [i.e. the 2nd villain] answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation? And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss. And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise. And it was about the sixth hour, and there was a darkness over all the earth until the ninth hour.

God is Jesus. God is eternal. Simultaneity is a matter of fact for Him. Jesus however also has the time experience, and understood what the villain meant. He also understood what the villain would experience. Note the difference tenses used here: when thou comest into thy kingdom describes a future event, as indeed it was for this time-locked soul. Jesus knew how the experience would manifest subjectively for this rascal, reflected in His response: Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise. Clearly that's not meant in a calendric sense because Jesus would still be walking around a month later and villains can't be in two places at once. They may claim this ability but it's not true.