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  • False Christian Vicar Tells God's Truth!

    Miracles do happen. THIS unsaved vicar in the U.K. was moved by the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth about that tool of satan (santa claus). Unfortunately he was almost immediately repossessed by satan, and renigged, confusing all present.

    Kids' tears over vicar's Santa message

    CHILDREN left a school Christmas assembly in tears after claiming a vicar said Father Christmas does not exist.

    Teachers at St George's C of E Primary in Mossley told the Rev Martin Dowland he had upset children after reading `Why Jesus Is Better Than Santa Claus'.

    It was during the reading with colleague the Rev Richard Lindsay, of St George's Church, that Mr Dowland is reported to have said: "You all should know by now that he (Santa Claus) is not real." Parents said they were stunned. And Mr Dowland, of St Mary's Church, Haughton Green, said a teacher made him aware some children were upset, but denied he actually said Santa was not real.

    Mr Dowland has now issued an apology and said he is `deeply sorry' if he has spoiled Christmas for the children. The reading by the vicar included the lines `Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... Jesus has a heart full of love'.

    He also made reference to Santa coming down the chimney and entering their home uninvited. One 10-year-old girl who was at the assembly said: "I don't think it's very good that someone tells young children Santa Claus isn't real - and it's not very nice."

    Her mother said: "Santa Claus is part of the magic of Christmas.

    The mother of a 10-year-old boy said: "My son came out and he asked me should he believe or not. I didn't know what to say. They are only kids and they are making them grow up too fast."

    Mr Dowland denied saying Santa Claus is not real, but when asked what he did say, he refused to comment. He issued a statement which said his intention was to present a comparison between Santa Claus and Jesus.

    He added: "Its purpose was to show that Jesus is superior to Santa Claus, not to tell them that Santa Claus does not exist. If I did not take seriously that many children believe in Santa Claus, there would be no need to compare him with Jesus.

    "If I offended any children, teachers or parents by what I said, or have in any way spoiled their Christmas, then I am deeply sorry. That was certainly not my intention.

    "I apologise unreservedly, and add my very best wishes for a happy Christmas - in the hope both Santa Claus and Jesus bring them all they could wish for."
    Jesus will reserve a special place in hell for that filthy lieing vicar.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: False Christian Vicar Tells God's Truth!

    What a moronic wolf in sheeps clothing.
    Santa is a tool of satan which he uses to learn little children that it's "totally ok" to sit in the lap of strange men wishing for "hard presents"!

    Jesus pukes!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #3
      Re: False Christian Vicar Tells God's Truth!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Miracles do happen. THIS unsaved vicar in the U.K. was moved by the Holy Spirit to reveal the truth about that tool of satan (santa claus).
      Pastor, I'm confused. Let me see if I have this correct:

      All the children mentioned in this story were ten years old. That puts them in the fifth grade.

      These fifth grade children, who all have taken reading, mathematics as far as multiplication and division, and some introductory physics, all believe that a fat man watches every child's every move 24 hours a day, taking note of their good and bad behavior, keeping a list and (due to senility, I presume, or failure to upgrade his computer system) checking it twice.

      Beyond this bizarre, incredibly perverse voyeuristic behavior, this fat man hops onto a FLYING SLEIGH, pulled by 'magical' reindeer, and flies all around the world in one night -- eating individual plates of cookies and glasses of milk as he goes, no wonder he's a LARDbutt -- rewarding ALL the children of the world by sliding down their very narrow chimneys (a physical impossibility) and dropping off toys.

      Tell me, was this a school for retarded children?

      How can they not see that only God -- or a god-like creature with a name very similar to Santa -- could accomplish all this? Doubtless, with the help of thousands of demons? Yet they cry?

      What is this "magic of Christmas" the lying parents talk about? Enchantments? Like the tricks Pharaoh's court magicians did when playing Dueling Wizards with Moses (they got their behinds handed to them on a silver platter)? Do bad kids get a stocking full of locusts nowadays?!

      I'm all confuzzled, Pastor. Help!

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      • #4
        Re: False Christian Vicar Tells God's Truth!

        Makes you proud to be a True Christian™, doesn't it? I thank Jesus every day that I am free of all ridiculous superstition.

        The unsaved scum over there in England is in one mell of a hess, Brother OYK.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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