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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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That's funny right there.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Ooh! Ooh!
I just got back from The Mall. With nothing at all! I had decided to get you some of those "Putas" like Bozo wants, but I couldn't find anyone who'd speak to me in English. They did seem to get the gist of what I was saying, but then they pushed me out a side entrance
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The FoxNews version is well done too!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Homer, don't trash up my Toby thread with Faux news.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Sister, don't you Hope that Pasta isn't going to want to do that Manger Scene again in his office this year where he is Baby Jesus and he/He selects one of us to keep changing his/His Diaper and spanking him/Him on his/His Holy little arse "to brace him/Him up for the coming Agony of his/His Crucifixion"?
Don't you think it's high time ("Practice makes Perfect!") he/He allows us to show off our acting talent in front of the Congregation?
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It's funny because it's true.Comment
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Ummmm, Pasta? Apparently, Baby Jesus' Diaper is experiencing a "leakage problem"Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
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Change it more often than once a week.Originally posted by SUV View PostUmmmm, Pasta? Apparently, Baby Jesus' Diaper is experiencing a "leakage problem"Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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