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  • #1

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    One: Jesus is not God, you nazis.

    Two: Jesus doesn't do anything now.

    Three: You're all physocic.

    Four: Seriosuly, get some help and no from Jebus

    Five: Yes, I said Jebus

    Six: GAY IS THE WAY

    Seven: Picture time!








    YOUR SONS ARE MAKING OUT WITH EMO BOYS WHILE YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING A CHRISTIAN WHITE NAZI ON THE INTERNET, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA.


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    Lucifer.
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  • #2
    Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maybe we could save this for a PSA. You know, this is what happens if you eat paste or something.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Originally posted by Devil_Loves_You View Post
      Three: You're all physocic.
      We are most certainly not physocic! Are you a qweer? GOD hates qweers.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #4
        Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        There are no emos within a 5 mile radius of my compound.
        Same for gays, witches, goths and hippies.
        Actually all those labels are interchangeable.

        Posting pictures of two girls kissing is offensive.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #5
          Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          We are most certainly not physocic! Are you a qweer? GOD hates qweers.
          Does he? Here I thought he was loving ;P. Oh, yes I'm gay.

          Those who deny it are the most obsessed.

          "There are no emos within a 5 mile radius of my compound.
          Same for gays, witches, goths and hippies.
          Actually all those labels are interchangeable.

          Posting pictures of two girls kissing is offensive."

          One: Are you sure 'bout that now? I could be there ;o.

          Two: Hippies are tree huggers, y'know, loving what 'He' made. Jesus, and they're kinda gone now.

          Three:...Uh, those are men kissing, not girls.

          "Maybe we could save this for a PSA. You know, this is what happens if you eat paste or something."

          Paste? Wow. I doubt that'll make you gay, sir. ;P

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          • #6
            Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            Wow you're stupid. Those are clearly females smooching and certainly not anything resembling men.Honestly, you must think we are rubes.
            Clam digging is a sin and those whores will feast on demon seed after Jesus kills them.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #7
              Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              sniffing carpet cleaner?
              What is wrong with you?
              Did you watch Pokemon when you were a child?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Originally posted by Devil_Loves_You View Post
                WHITE NAZI
                Hmmm. Hmmmm. Well, I'll give you this much, never heard of a nazi that wasn't white.
                Schnitzel munching sausage suckers for sure, but white.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
                  Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Deviled Egg Lover View Post
                  Oh, yes I'm gay.

                  Those who deny it are the most obsessed.
                  No one here is denying you're a queer. The thing is, you seem to be denying that there is a price to pay for that perverted hobby. Take a look at THIS, nancyboy. It just might save your life.

                  I want you to know that Jesus hates you for choosing to be a sodomite. And the Bible says that scum like you are "abominations" who are "worthy of death." Unless you stop letting men play hide the pickle with you, you are going to spend eternity gulping scalding hot sulfur down in hell. And I have to be honest with you; I'm going to be up in Heaven laughing myself silly while I watch you scream in agony. You won't like that, I promise.

                  Better rethink your strategy, pervert. Jesus is waiting for you with open, loving arms. He wants us on our knees for Him, and no one else.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Gays?

                    I can't remember having noticed a man in these pics.


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                    • #11
                      Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Son, there is nothing wrong with us. The question is, what is wrong with you? Why have you denied CHRIST and chosen the sticky path of sodomy?

                      Those are truly offensive pictures, and I wouldn't be a bit shocked to know that you were in them. Rest assured these photos will go straight to Pastor Ezekiel's desk for close study and analysis before anything else is done with them.

                      PLEASE ACCEPT THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND LET HIM BLEED OVER YOUR SINS!
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                      • #12
                        Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                        Gays?

                        I can't remember having noticed a man in these pics.
                        Sister J,
                        I think some of those LIEberals, dykes, and homers use the word "gay" to refer to either lezbeans or fudge-packing fags.

                        I once heard an admitted carpet-muncher refer to herself as a gay. So I guess this vaginatarian is just doing the same thing.
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                        • #13
                          Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          What is wrong with me? Well, my back is killing me because I bolted upright in my seat after seeing those queer pictures you posted. Durned near gave me a heart attack. I'm feeling better now, though, after laughing at you and your deathmate's androgynous features.
                          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                          Psalm 139:19-20
                          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                          • #14
                            Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                            Sister J,
                            I think some of those LIEberals, dykes, and homers use the word "gay" to refer to either lezbeans or fudge-packing fags.

                            I once heard an admitted carpet-muncher refer to herself as a gay. So I guess this vaginatarian is just doing the same thing.
                            Well Captain,

                            We may have a miscommunication here.

                            Living in the LIEbral Godless hellhole of Belgium I'm used to the word 'gay'.

                            It's someting about 2 guys doing unspeakable things to eachother for what they will burn in hell forever.

                            Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                            Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                            Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                            Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

                            Problem is. 'Gays' is about men. But I didn't see any man in those pics.

                            Maybe it's just because I'm a woman and not smart enough to understand things?


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                            • #15
                              Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              I nearly vomited all over my computer.

                              What are those sick hell bound freaks, homers or lesbeans? Very disturbing! Has Shirley Phelps been notified about them?

                              Jesus loves Dick



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