Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

[Old Man Hatchet]

When visiting my daughter this morning to perform my routine sin inspection, I noticed gingerbread men on the kitchen counter.

"What are these?" I roared.

"The kids and I baked some gingerbread men last night," my daughter replied. "It was fun."

"Do you think it's appropriate," I lovingly screamed, "for young girls to bake male-shaped cookies?"

Then I noticed one of my granddaughters biting into a gingerbread man's groin. Naturally, I dispensed some beatings for this unforgivable outrage.

Ladies, let my wayward whore of a daughter's actions serve as an example to all of you. Avoid these sinful cookies. If you simply must bake gingerbread men, only make them from the waist up--think of them as homeless, Vietnam War veterans*--so that salacious little strumpets like my eleven-year-old granddaughter cannot pretend they are gobbling tallywackers.

*You can even bake little, wheeled carts for them.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So you raised your children and grandchildren as strumpets!

[Talitha]

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Thankfully they haven't discovered these yet................

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Gingerbread men are evil and only whores and sinners eat them. I think they are really little demons made to look like enticing little treats.

I wouldn't eat one for my life. I do not want to ingest demons!!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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So you raised your children and grandchildren as strumpets!

Of course not. I have shouted Bible verses at them. I have punched, kicked, burned, and nearly drowned them every chance I get. I have shamed and belittled them at every turn. I've done everything a father should do.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Of course not. I have shouted Bible verses at them. I have punched, kicked, burned, and nearly drowned them every chance I get. I have shamed and belittled them at every turn. I've done everything a father should do.

You are such a wonderful Father and Husband! I hope all men will take your lead and follow your loving example!

GLORY!

[eliot mayfield]

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This is how bad it is:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh my! I should have heeded the warning you added to the title Brother.

[SUV]

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What's even worse is, the tasty litte sinner is wearing a 'Santa' hat. I Hope you lashed them all until they dropped

[Nobar King]

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You can't let those fags near anything these days. Look how they've adapted the gbMan:

I wonder how many of those ended up in the trash? How do you make black frosting?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Oh my! I should have heeded the warning you added to the title Brother.

I would like to move this thread away from the eyes of the delicate womenfolk, particularly after Brother Nobar's post, but a thread about gingerbread men in the Men Only forum is pretty gay.

[Nobar King]

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I talked to Brother William at the five and dime and was able to get him to return several types of greeting cards including this disgusting product:
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Who would buy something perverted like that? This is the reason why cookies shouldn't be made in the shape of a man or a woman in the first place. I had to admonish my good friend for using such poor judgment by displaying this item.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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This is the reason why cookies shouldn't be made in the shape of a man or a woman in the first place.

The cooter-chomping is disgusting indeed, but I'm more offended by the gingerbread man's ensemble. First of all, you can't get gayer than wearing suspenders with no shirt. Secondly, his trousers are pink. Thirdly, those trousers have ruffles. Pink trousers with ruffles?!! I stand corrected. You can get gayer than wearing suspenders with no shirt. Why he is chomping a cooter is beyond me. Perhaps he has mistaken the other cookie for a transvestite.

[Talitha]

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I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Handsome and Brilliant Man added

(WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

to the title of this Thread.
It reminds me to close my eyes when I have to Moderate in here

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Man etc.

You forgot handsome and brilliant.