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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359

    #1

    WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

    With the Christmas holiday season fast approaching, I was wondering ... what do Athiests do at Christmas?

    It must be a sad time for them all, what with having no friends and nothing to believe in?

    Do you think they continue working over the Christmas holidays? Or maybe some of them 'pretend' to be Christians, just to feel they belong?

    It's a well known fact that many Athiests actually worship false-Gods (ie Satan / Buddha / Xenu), so possibly they take part in Voodoo Wiccan blood-orgies and sacrifice small animals and babies to their false Athiest Gods?

    Any ideas?
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

    Athiests, having rejected Jesus, have no meaning to their lives, so they try to create meaning by constantly persecuting Christians. One of their favorite ways of persecuting Christians during our time of celebrating Our Lord's birth is by demanding that stores take the Christ out of Christmas. I understand that people who shop at secular malls are constantly assaulted by hate speech such as "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." In a truly laissez-faire, free-market economy, stores wouldn't be allowed to pander to unsaved trash like that.
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    • Brother_Percy
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 1359

      #3
      Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Athiests, having rejected Jesus, have no meaning to their lives, so they try to create meaning by constantly persecuting Christians. One of their favorite ways of persecuting Christians during our time of celebrating Our Lord's birth is by demanding that stores take the Christ out of Christmas. I understand that people who shop at secular malls are constantly assaulted by hate speech such as "Happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." In a truly laissez-faire, free-market economy, stores wouldn't be allowed to pander to unsaved trash like that.
      Pastor, it it true that most Athiests are Homosexuals???

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      • Old Man Hatchet
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        Beloved Church Elder
        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2084

        #4
        Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

        ALL atheists are retarded.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

          I suspect that a lot of atheists go along with the Christmas parties and giving gifts and cards. The wise ones keep their mouths shut so that they don't have to hear any more about the birth of Baby Jesus. The stupid atheists are the ones who are always arguing with Christians about the existence of God.

          Hey, atheists, if you don't believe It, can you shut up about it, already? You bunch are like hearing about how much meat a vegetarian doesn't eat, or how much money a bum doesn't have in the bank.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
            Pastor, it it true that most Athiests are Homosexuals???
            That's a good question, Brother. I've noticed that some of the athiest organizations that put the most effort into ridiculing Christianity are rife with sodomites. It makes sense that two of the things that Jesus hates the most would be so firmly linked.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718

              #7
              Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              That's a good question, Brother. I've noticed that some of the athiest organizations that put the most effort into ridiculing Christianity are rife with sodomites. It makes sense that two of the things that Jesus hates the most would be so firmly linked.
              I have a theory that atheists are possessed by DEMONS, which accounts for their general liberalism and, as Brother Hatchet points out, their overall retardedness.
              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

                What I hate about atheists the most, aside from their non-stop mocking of Christ's temporary sacrifice, is the way they muscle in on holidays. They take days off from work on every joo holiday, hindu holiday, that negro pagan holiday, normal pagan holidays, mudslime days, and of course God's appointed holidays too. If they hate God so much, why do they crash His party?

                They should just stay home and read communist propaganda and watch gay porn, like they do every other day.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #9
                  Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

                  In a perfect world, atheists would scream in terror as God smacked them with burning rain on Christmas!

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                  • AnonymousAtheist
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

                    This winter season I plan on going to the beach with friends (it's really warm where I live), doing some hiking to enjoy mother nature, and going to a couple small parties just for some fun. I would never get involved or discredit Christmas for what it is. I don't know if I'm right about there being no God or if you all are right about there being one. It is not an point to argue on cause on some topics we all think we are right no matter what, it is in our nature as humans. Oh and by the way, why do some of you feel the need to bash on an atheists sexual orientation? I'm just plain bewildered on that fact. Enjoy your holidays everyone.

                    With love,
                    The AnonymousAtheist

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #11
                      Re: WHAT DO ATHIESTS DO AT CHRISTMAS ???

                      Originally posted by AnonymousAtheist View Post
                      This winter season I plan on going to the beach with friends (it's really warm where I live)
                      It's going to be even hotter where you end up in the next life, you hatemonger!

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