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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Sad Christmas trees:

    Some bleeding heart liberal Jesus hating bureaucrat skimped on the Peterlee annual CHRISTmas tree, and the residents are furious. I suspect that the purchase order for the tree was falsified, and that the rest of of the money was blown on cheap liquor and gingerbread cookies.
    Festive tree an 'insult' to town

    The tree is said to look like "something from a skip"

    A Christmas tree has been branded an "insult" to a County Durham town.
    The tree was to form the centrepiece of festive celebrations at Peterlee's Castle Dene Shopping Centre, but turned out to be smaller than expected. It was put up and decorated with coloured lights, but was described by one shopper as "the worst Christmas tree in the country".

    A local councillor said it looked more like a twig than a tree and she had been inundated by complaints. The lights were switched on by pop star Natasha Hamilton, from girl band Atomic Kitten, who performed a string of hits in front of the tree.

    'Awful thing'

    Councillor Joan Maslin said she had received many complaints from residents about the state of the tree. "I would describe this tree as just like a twig. To be honest, it looks like something that people would throw in a skip after Christmas. If the shopping centre couldn't have afforded to put up a better Christmas tree they shouldn't have bothered.

    "It is an insult to Peterlee."
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7761822.stm
    Thank baby Jesus that Freehold can afford a better representation of a Christmas tree to honor His birthday.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
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    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Sad Christmas trees:



    The "insult" Surely must have been that some athian homer! took down the Manger Scene that was atop this Glorious Paean to GOD!

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Sad Christmas trees:

      That awful town deserves what it gets! This is a picture of the "band" they booked for their CHRISTmas celebration? What a bunch of TRAMPS!!!

      They would be inappropriate for a whore's wake, let alone for one of these Lord's Birthday Season kick-off events! God should just blot that town off the map! It's been quite a while since our loving God rained fire and brimstone on sinners. This Satanic Hellhole would be a perfect place for Him to get that old tradition going again!
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      • Justina Thyme
        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2007
        • 1718

        #4
        Re: Sad Christmas trees:

        This may explain things:
        The Tree Demon appears to be an ordinary tree above ground, but down in its root system it hides its demonic face. The demon uses a tongue-like root to impale its human victims through the heart and drain out their life force (the energy that keeps a person alive) much like a machine draws energy from a battery. Other roots entangle future victims for later eating.

        The Tree Demon is made of flesh, not bark, but it looks tree-like enough to fool its victims. It lures humans to its location with an internet connection it has nestled in its roots. It uses the connection to chat with with "lonely hearts" on line. They think they are coming to the tree to meet a date; instead, they are pulled under the ground by the demon's roots and drained alive.

        The poor, possessed tree should be burned immediately and replaced with another whose roots have been carefully checked for signs of a demonic presence!
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: Sad Christmas trees:

          I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
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          • JennyD
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            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Sad Christmas trees:

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
            Mother G, I'm wondering if perhaps you meant "autistic"?
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            • chrisrock
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2008
              • 111

              #7
              Re: Sad Christmas trees:

              Looks more like a huge toothpick than a tree.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #8
                Re: Sad Christmas trees:

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I think homosexuals and witches use their artistic sarcasm to make fun of Jesus' birthday by displaying "protest" trees.
                It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Sad Christmas trees:

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.
                  Yes, I'm sure cutting it's roots off demonstrated that.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Sad Christmas trees:

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    It's not such a bad tree, it just needs some love.
                    Jesus doesn't instruct us to love trees. He wants us to make toothpicks and lawn furniture out of them.

                    Tree lovers tend to be hippies who worship satan.
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                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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