I couldn't hope to compare with that, but I do get a kick out of playing Santa every year. You'd be surprised that kids would be so happy to see a fat old man with a shaggy beard in his read underwear, and sit on his lap and tell him their intimate desires. Well, I suppose it's all harmless. Kids grow out of that phase pretty quick.
You know that those Jewish kids and Muslim kids are spending Christmas wishing that they got to sit on Santa's lap and ask for new iPhones while their parents are home plotting how to kill Santa.
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