How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

[Nobar King]

I see lots of pretty lighting displays when I go around town, but some are just too awful to be believed. Do your neighbors a favor and just take the thing down, already:



This one must look like a wasp's hive. How inspiring.

[SUV]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

My GOD! That Home is going to get a porchful of messicants whacking at the thing

[Meek and Humble]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

Hmm, probably some atheists trying to bring down everybody else's festive mood!

[Nobar King]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

The lights in my neighborhood are starting to look really nice. One neighbor even has an electric train setup outside that runs all day long. People really like to stop and watch that one, although I'm not sure of the significance of electric trains in nativity scenes.

[SUV]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

I'm not sure of the significance of electric trains in nativity scenes.

Large Plastic Nativity displays seem to have a major significance in some areas

I constantly Pray that He does not become too cold in His wee Plastic Diaper. Especially if He wees

[Nobar King]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

Don't just stop when you reach the birdfeeder:

[Lola Handcock]

Re: How to NOT hang your Xmas lights:

Don't drink eggnog while decorating