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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    Christmas Blessings!!!

    Thank you LORD!!

    I just received a Christmas card from the Hole family. I haven't heard from them since they bounced a check to the Church back in 2004.

    Now I have a valid address to send Bobby Joe to so they can make good on the check!

    I love this time of year!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!

    Post your blessings here!
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Christmas Blessings!!!

      Tinsel-drap'd CHRIST, Sister, but how the Holes have changed since I last saw them!!!

      Last edited by SUV; 12-06-2008, 12:43 PM.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384
          #3
          Re: Christmas Blessings!!!

          That's an awful big nose on Mrs. A. Hole. Are we sure they are Christians?

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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            • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
              Tin Tither
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 234
              #4
              Re: Christmas Blessings!!!

              The holes should of done what i did after that little incedent with the check they now take my tithe right out of my pay check pastor ezekal says that by may of next year ill' be caught up on my back tithes shout praise!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Christmas Blessings!!!

                  Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
                  The holes should of done what i did after that little incedent with the check they now take my tithe right out of my pay check pastor ezekal says that by may of next year ill' be caught up on my back tithes shout praise!
                  Don't forget the money you get for plowing the snow out of people's driveways around Freehold every winter, Jimmy. Jesus knows about that even if Uncle Sam doesn't.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197
                      #6
                      Re: Christmas Blessings!!!

                      What a beautiful family!

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