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    A Christmas Invitation

    ENJOY


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    Re: A Christmas Invitation

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    ENJOY


    http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/xmas.htm

    I'm awaiting with impatience for the best day of the year!! Thank you, Mrs. BibleThumpinBlonde!




    Atheist propaganda! BEWARE, True Christians, don't let them control you. Remember the true meaning of Christmas and shout Hallelujah~!

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      Re: A Christmas Invitation

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      I'm awaiting with impatience for the best day of the year!! Thank you, Mrs. BibleThumpinBlonde!
      That's MISS, boy. When addressing my betrothed you will refer to her as MISS Thumper, got it!?


      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      As it happens, I have a large crystal snow globe in my entranceway Christmas Display featuring that very image inside. The base is made of shittim, God's favorite wood. The figures inside were hand sculpted out of ivory and the snow floating inside is flecked with real gold flake. When you wind it up it plays "Blue Christmas" by Elvis. It was a gift from somebody, I don't recall who.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: A Christmas Invitation

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        It was a gift from somebody, I don't recall who.
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