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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Defiling Jesus' birthday

    It never ends; each year, Christmas is nearly ruined by people asking for donations for evil causes. I was asked to contribute to a battered womans' shelter. Why should an uppity woman who was spanked for disobeying her husband get money? Beats me..

    Naturally, I am confronted by bell-ringers who want me to help the handicapped & the retarded. I will not financially rewards Satans' spawns, no sir.

    Yesterday, while ringing up large credit-card debt to help stimulate our economy, guess who was out in front asking for donations? A couple of catholics. Wouldn't you know it? I'm so incensed I just can't go on...
  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #2
    Re: Defiling Jesus' birthday

    Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
    It never ends; each year, Christmas is nearly ruined by people asking for donations for evil causes. I was asked to contribute to a battered womans' shelter. Why should an uppity woman who was spanked for disobeying her husband get money? Beats me..

    Naturally, I am confronted by bell-ringers who want me to help the handicapped & the retarded. I will not financially rewards Satans' spawns, no sir.

    Yesterday, while ringing up large credit-card debt to help stimulate our economy, guess who was out in front asking for donations? A couple of catholics. Wouldn't you know it? I'm so incensed I just can't go on...
    Brother Jingles, your horror story is only made worse by those party pooping Jehosafat Witlesses . . . Imagine sitting at home, eating a low-fat microwave dinner, while the rest of the world celebrates the glorious birthday of our Sweet Baby Jesus!

    They'll get what they deserve...
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Defiling Jesus' birthday



      I do Hope one of our misguided True Christians did not provide them with that Dungbread entree! They do not deserve such a Godly Gift!

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      • BrotherBill
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 63

        #4
        Re: Defiling Jesus' birthday

        I think that our culture has become far too sensitive to these evil blasphemers. If I had my way, the government would enforce the ten commandments correctly! People who speak blasphemy should be executed, our schools should teach good Christian science, and we should bomb the terrorist muslim nations into the stone age that they never left.

        Palin 2012!
        If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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