Praise Jesus! Now we all know that America is facing impending doom on January 20th, when George W. Bush will no longer be at the helm of this great nation, and therefore his hand of protection that has protected us from Terror(tm) since 9/11 will be removed, allowing terrorists the world around to attack us. This is just a question of time.
However, in this last month that he is given, the Godly Man has stepped up the offensive in this War on Christmas and fired a salvo back at the Anti-Jesus and Anti-American negroid crowd who celebrate the phony-baloney holiday they call "Kwanzaa". In a move that sent shockwaves through the slums in all the major cities in America, George W. Bush declined to send out Kwanzaa greetings in his Christmas cards
This stunning message sends the clear message that non-Jesus related holidays are unwelcome in these United States of America. If these porch-monkeys want to celebrate some fake holiday, they can go back to Africa and their malaria-infested waters and do all the celebrating they want. But here in America, every holiday (nevermind every day) is about Jesus, and that will be recognized. Now Obammy is going to come into office and do his very best to wrench America right out of the cold, clammy fist of the evangelical right, but now is our time to stand up for what is right, and what is right is to ensure that Jesus has His tentacles in every possible branch of government and daily life.
Praise Jesus, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
However, in this last month that he is given, the Godly Man has stepped up the offensive in this War on Christmas and fired a salvo back at the Anti-Jesus and Anti-American negroid crowd who celebrate the phony-baloney holiday they call "Kwanzaa". In a move that sent shockwaves through the slums in all the major cities in America, George W. Bush declined to send out Kwanzaa greetings in his Christmas cards

This stunning message sends the clear message that non-Jesus related holidays are unwelcome in these United States of America. If these porch-monkeys want to celebrate some fake holiday, they can go back to Africa and their malaria-infested waters and do all the celebrating they want. But here in America, every holiday (nevermind every day) is about Jesus, and that will be recognized. Now Obammy is going to come into office and do his very best to wrench America right out of the cold, clammy fist of the evangelical right, but now is our time to stand up for what is right, and what is right is to ensure that Jesus has His tentacles in every possible branch of government and daily life.
Praise Jesus, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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