At Christmastime, Superior Northern Europeans Look Down on England

[Johny Joe Hold]

God blessed the U.S. by giving it to white people of Northern European linage. Even today, we of the superior race can only roll our eyes at the hapless other peoples around the world.

An example is this. Why would a country claiming to be Christians not know it must plant trees that later are harvested to be used for Christmas lights? It's beyond the pale an entire country would be that ignorant about Jesus. But England is such a place. I haven't been there, but from what I understand they do not plant and harvest Christmas trees as Christians are supposed to do. Instead, the superior people of Norway send them a tree every Christian so England can properly celebrate Baby Jesus.

Norway donates a Christmas tree to London every year. Here's how the tradition began

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The bond between the two countries was forged during World War II. When Nazi Germany invaded Norway in 1940, King Haakon VII and his government-in-exile fled to London.

I'd like to know what Norway will send President Trump for single-handledly stopping 8 wars this year, including WWII, and winning the FIFA Nobel Peace Prize for soccer. Something appropriate like a blond Norwegian virgin for him and his cabinet's personal use would be a starting point. Norway?