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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: DoF request: turkeys

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Ahem...

    Liberty Birds.
    That's what I'll be having for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!

    Along with a nice helping of Free Market Stuffing, Capitalist Casserole, and traditional Merry Mary Cherry Pie!

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  • Emil Sledge
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    Wide-Open, I am truly blessed to have the opportunity to learn from someone as Godly and well-versed in the 1611 King James Bible as yourself. Every day I learn more and, with the grace of the Holy Spirit, I am able to put these new things into practice in my own life and the life of my bride.

    I do have a question about Mark 7:15, though. It says the things that come out of a man defile the man, but it doesn't say those things defile the woman. Would that mean............um............well............maybe I'd better ask this in the "Men's Only" forum.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
    So, if you're even considering eating eagles (or bats), think again.
    Whoa there young man!

    Let's see what our trusty KJV has to say a bit further on...

    Mark 7:15-19
    15There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.
    16If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.
    17And when he was entered into the house from the people, his disciples asked him concerning the parable.
    18And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; 19Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

    Also:


    Romans 14
    1Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.
    2For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
    3Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

    I could also point out Acts 10:12-16.

    In other words; while some of our members still don't see eye to eye with shellfish, we do NOT follow the food laws in the Old Testament (just like we do not follow the Joo holidays).

    Yes, we as True Christians™ do follow the Bible WORD FOR WORD, except where Baby Jesus has told us we don't have to.

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  • Emil Sledge
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    Re: DoF request: turkeys

    Leviticus 11:13-19

    13And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
    14And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
    15Every raven after his kind;
    16And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
    17And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
    18And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
    19And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.


    So, if you're even considering eating eagles (or bats), think again.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: DoF request: turkeys

    Well friends, it seems that we are heading for a clear victory for Mr. Whitford's "Liberty Bird", as posted on his behalf by Mrs. Whitford.

    Some people have complained that it sounds too much like "Liebral Bird", but I'd suggest that those people take their mind out of the gutter and start reading their KJV a little more.

    The DoF is also totally happy with this name change.

    So, unless someone comes up with a very good reason to disagree, I submit to you the new and glorious name from now on shall be Liberty Bird!

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  • SUV
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    Re: DoF request: turkeys

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Liberty Bird

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    God Bless America
    Liberty Flu-Free Avian?

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  • Talitha
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    Liberty Bird

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    God Bless America

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by InHisLove View Post
    Its illegal to kill the Bald Eagle. It's against federal law. Sorry to break it to you.
    They were talking about renaming turkeys!

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  • InHisLove
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    Its illegal to kill the Bald Eagle. It's against federal law. Sorry to break it to you.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    That sounds like a good question to bring up tomorrow at the Ladies of Landover tea after church.
    I've got one plucked and ready for the Church Barbecue

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Ha!!
    I see I was right all along.
    Liberty Bird

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    Now, I wonder how long I should cook it for?
    That sounds like a good question to bring up tomorrow at the Ladies of Landover tea after church.

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  • Talitha
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    Ha!!
    I see I was right all along.
    Liberty Bird

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    Now, I wonder how long I should cook it for?

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  • James Hutchins
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    I always called it the 'Big Bird' But I agree, 'Liberty Bird' is even more appropriate.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Ahem...

    Liberty Birds.
    Sometimes women amaze me. Must be a fluke, no doubt, but I like this, Sister. Liberty Birds with Freedom Fries.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Ahem...

    Liberty Birds.

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