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My Christmas spirit is so great it can be measured.
My Christmas spirit is like one of those freighter ships with all those metal containers, and every container is full of Christmas cheer. Just full of all kinds of Christmas things like nativity scenes and presents, Christmas decorations, gingerbread cookies, Christmas trees, and Christmas lights.
And one of the crates has a secret compartment in the back that is full of Bulgarian prostitutes sneaking into America, but because of a stacking error the air pipe was crushed and they all suffocated.
Just Christmas stuff.
My Christmas spirit is like one of those freighter ships with all those metal containers, and every container is full of Christmas cheer. Just full of all kinds of Christmas things like nativity scenes and presents, Christmas decorations, gingerbread cookies, Christmas trees, and Christmas lights.
And one of the crates has a secret compartment in the back that is full of Bulgarian prostitutes sneaking into America, but because of a stacking error the air pipe was crushed and they all suffocated.
Just Christmas stuff.
My Christmas Spirit is still big even after i stopped taking the pills. Now all i have to do since being saved is to think of my Lord Jesus.
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