Kwanzaa is an all out assault on Christmas!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Well, I'll have all you Christnoids know that I happily celebrate Kwanzaa. In fact, I have been one of the original celebrators since 1966! This is a REAL Holiday, not some hijacked pagan monument that you claim as your own. Oh, I know you Christnoids will say "Oh Kwanzaa is invented! It had no base!" and I say, that's exactly why it is a pure holiday.

Kwanzaa was created out of thin-air by a radical African-American professor. Yes. We admit that. But at least OUR holiday isn't some kind of pagan tree-worshipping holiday sent up as a disguise for our savior. Oh, that hurts doesn't it? WE CREATED OUR HOLIDAY. That is a fact. You stupid Christians are worshipping nothing more than a pagan Egyptian and Roman holiday and you don't even know it!

Let's look at the days of Kwanzaa. My wife My'Shelle and I are celebrating it as we speak.

• Umoja (Unity) To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation and race.

As African-Americans we need unity to drive the white race out of America and establish ourselves as the rightful rulers of this nation.

• Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves.

We do not take "slave names" upon us. You will not define us! The African-American individual is 100% free of labeling.

• Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility) To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers' and sisters' problems our problems and to solve them together.

We as African-Americans acknowledge the values of community leadership, which is often the case in paternity disputes. Since no man will claim to be the father, the whole village raises the child. This shows we are more altruistic and selfless than you ugly white culture types.

• Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics) To build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together.

Exactly. Communism. Pure and simple. All capitalist pigs must die.

• Nia (Purpose) To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.

This is about making our once-great African culture great once again. Yes in the past we invented the wheel, paper, agriculture, the sword, mathematics, philosophy, poetry, housing, religion, churches, gunpowder, the automobile, and the airplane....and we will draw on these talents again!

• Kuumba (Creativity) To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it.

African-Americans are far more creative than Whitey. Let's compare: A good Jazz number by Count Basie or Thelonius Monk vs. New Kids on the Block or Eminem. You see my point.

• Imani (Faith) To believe with all our heart in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.

We have a strong "faith" that Atheism is true. And by "faith" we mean "knowledge of truth". This is what seperates us African-Americans from you apes, we are humans fully receiving truthful knowledge and the rest of you races are just monkeys tapping at a keyboard randomly.

[HTannor]

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Shout Glory! Brother Temperance has gone to the core of this issue.

[Brother Temperance]

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This whole Kwanzaa phenomenon is just more evidence of the shameless magpie-like nature of your average jig. It's bad enough that they'll steal anything that isn't nailed down, but this Ku Klux Kwanzaa business is a clear attempt to rob us Christians of the holiest day of the year. They mustn't be allowed to get away with it, or they'll end up pawning Our Saviour's birthday in exchange for cold hard cash. Disgraceful.

[HTannor]

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Brothers and Sister: Being deeply suspicious of this whole darkie assault on our sacred time of the year, I decided to do further investigation.

During a visit (purely for investigational purposes I assure you) with a female negroid aquaintance of mine, I discovered some underground documents that revealed there are seven principles those types follow in celebration of this Kwanzaa fad. Each principle is allocated to a day in the calendar.

(I find it curious that Kwanzaa doesn't start until the day after Christmas. I suspect this may be because they don't want to piss off upset their massah's and have this whole movement forced to go underground.)



They principles (note the jiggabo spelling) are:

Dec. 26 — Umoja (unity) Be careful with this one. If you find more than two of them congregating, it’s a crowd, and probably illegal in Freehold. We should alert Officer Don Richards to be on the lookout for this.

Dec. 27 — Kujichagulia (self-determination) I find little to worry about with this one. The darkies tend to be lazy and not that much interested in gaining much in life. Brother James Hutchins doesn’t seem to have many problems with them trying to make much of themselves.

Dec. 28 — Ujima (collective work and responsibility) See the December 26th comments. Once we get by them trying to gather together, I doubt the word “responsibility” is even in their vocabulary.

Dec. 29 — Ujamaa (cooperative economics) Okay, so come payday, they’re much too preoccupied with repaying each other for the loans they made among themselves to have anything left to invest.

Dec. 30 — Nia (purpose) I believe most of them have resigned themselves to fulfilling the purposes we’ve laid out for them. This principle shouldn’t be much of an issue.

Dec. 31 — Kuumba (creativity) I’ll give them this one. They are pretty creative at shirking their duties, so we have to make sure they stay on track to do what we require of them.

Jan. 1 — Imani (faith) This one is troubling. I have yet to find one that really adheres to the KJY1611 Bible and they seem to want to do their voodoo religion. So we must remain vigilant in making sure they follow our True Christian™ principles.


There you have it, Brothers and Sisters. I bring this to you so that you will be more knowledgeable in what you're facing.

[James Hutchins]

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My brothers and sisters, I had to tell you this funny story. A few of the nigras that work in the main house asked to have kwanzaa off. So I told them they could have the rest of the year to celebrate and I fired them all. Nothing Jesus hates more than beggars (me too). It was funny watching them trudge off in the snow and slush, knowing they had a 40 mile walk on narrow, fogged in mountain roads. I wonder how many will make into town?
But in the spirit of Christmas, I decided to do something for the rest of the heathens. You all know how much of an old softie I am (just ask Mrs. Hutchins). So I decided to give these 'people' a gift of my Christmas tree. It had been up since November 30th and in the dry heat of the house and with moving outside to the burn pile, most but not all of the needles were gone. I had already cut in half to make it easier to move (it was a 30 footer we got in the J.W. National Forest) out of the house. It was so cute, they tied old soup cans to it that would glimmer in the light of the chicken coop candle.

I know next year, there will be no mention of this false kwanzaa holiday or sass talk about time off. Happy Holidays Everyone!

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Well, I'll be tellin yous who AIN'T gonna be celibratin no Kawansa, us Jackson- Johnsons , no siree. First of all, it way too close to Honnicker fo my taste wif that cheap menorial them colors use. It ain't even silver.... it's a wooden piece of dreck some ole bushman in Africa wittled to sell at TJ Maxx.
Second of all, I was talkin to Miz helena Quackenbush, a white lady who go to da Baptist Church over on Babcock St and she done tole me her son Chester Quackenbush be doin his share to keep da Christian in da Christmas. He is beatin up on lil Joo boy fo each day of Honnicker in keepin wif the holiday spirit!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Excellent work Brother Tanner. Nigras should be x-rayed at every opportunity. As Pastor for Tolerance and Diversity, my take on this is summed up below:

Kwanzaa is supposed to embody

• Umoja (Unity) To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation and race.
• Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves.
• Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility) To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers' and sisters' problems our problems and to solve them together.
• Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics) To build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together.
• Nia (Purpose) To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.
• Kuumba (Creativity) To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it.
• Imani (Faith) To believe with all our heart in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.

I think I could be a little more accepting of it if it included

• Payup (Reponsibility) To respond to paternity orders

[HTannor]

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My Lord, Brother Zeke, you're right!

After reading that shocking article I took that Kwanzaa card to a friend of mine that works in an xray lab and had him scan it.

The proof was there. Those darkies are out to murder the baby Jesus!!

This is a real lesson to all of us - DO NOT TRUST NON-WHITE MAGI!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Here's a little known fact: the word "Kwanzaa" means "Murder" in the ghetto.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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There is a town in New Zealand called Wairoa and on the main street there is a sign that has written on it "Wise men still seek Jesus", which is my favourite Christmas message.

Most negroes in New Zealand are Mudslims from Somalia and other parts of Eastern Africa. So we have more problems with Islam than with 'Kwanzaa' or animism. Here the common occupation for Somali men is taxi driving.

[SUV]

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Where, where, where, is Baby Jesus? I'll tell you where: NOWHERE!!!

Obviously, since that "Baby" isn't wearing "blackface" like most of the rest, it is a God-darned false Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd return their hatefulness with Christian love. Decorate their yard for Christmas.

[HTannor]

As if all the third world types haven't done enough damage to our sacred holiday, we must never forget that people right here in our Homeland(tm) are also trying to subvert our Christmas.

Nearly four hundred years ago, we reached out to the Dark Continent and offered a new life to its inhabitants. We brought them here, gave them shelter, clothing, food, and steady work.

And how do they repay us? By trying to impose their heathen beliefs on us!

One of my current neighbors sent me this:




Do any of my fellow True Christians(tm) have a suggestion for how I should respond?