I noticed Wal-Mart is having the grand opening of their Christmas Shop tomorrow and I say it should have been open by July 1. And I know our Sister Sue Vera would prefer to have Christmas all year long, so welcome to Christmas 2007 and enjoy our seasonal forum THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
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Re: Its Never Too Early to Start Christmas
You mean Happy Holiday sisterMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Its Never Too Early to Start Christmas
Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostYou mean Happy Holiday sisterThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Its Never Too Early to Start Christmas
No doubt many of you were planning to buy toys at Godly Wal-Mart for Christmas, but I think it's high time we organized a protest against Chinese-made toys. Look at what the Godless Chinks are doing now:
US Officials Pull Chinese-made Toys with "Date Rape" Drug
Millions of Chinese-made toys have been pulled from shelves in North America and Australia after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful "date rape" drug when ingested. Two children in the U.S. and three in Australia were hospitalized after swallowing the beads.
In addition, nearly 400,000 Chinese-made toys, most of them miniature cars, were recalled for containing unacceptable levels of lead paint in the latest mass recall over safety fears.
Two children slipped into comas after swallowing the Aqua Dot beads, which are manufactured in China and distributed by Spin Master in Toronto, Canada, the Consumer Product Safety Commission warned.
What can we do? Well, we dropped two nuclear bombs already on the Chinks, at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but as far as I'm concerned, that wasn't enough. Apparently, the dog-eaters didn't learn their lesson. It's time we made that whole country glow in the dark.
Closer to home, I think the least we can do is organize a cross-burning in front of Chinese restaurants. America can never let up in the war on terror.
Remember Pearl Harbor!
Bufordyours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: Its Never Too Early to Start Christmas
Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View PostNo doubt many of you were planning to buy toys at Godly Wal-Mart for Christmas, but I think it's high time we organized a protest against Chinese-made toys. Look at what the Godless Chinks are doing now:
Sodomizing our blond-haired, blue-eyed Christian children, and then poisoning them with lead paint - well, what do you expect from the slant-eyes?
What can we do? Well, we dropped two nuclear bombs already on the Chinks, at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but as far as I'm concerned, that wasn't enough. Apparently, the dog-eaters didn't learn their lesson. It's time we made that whole country glow in the dark.
Closer to home, I think the least we can do is organize a cross-burning in front of Chinese restaurants. America can never let up in the war on terror.
Remember Pearl Harbor!
Buford
I like Christmas, personally. But I found a really awesome display in Zellers, cool lookings trees and everything.
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