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  • How The Atheists Stole Christmas

    In the Godly city of Philadelphia (aka "the city of brotherly love"), a group of Darwinista radicals have launched a scheme to eradicate Jesus' Birthday from the calendar forever. This story has True Christians™ alarmed up and down America.

    Atheists to erect holiday display
    FREETHOUGHT SOCIETY SCHEDULES CEREMONY FOR 5 P.M. SATURDAY

    WEST CHESTER — For the first time a regional atheist group will display a holiday tree on the Chester County Courthouse lawn during the winter holidays, potentially setting a seasonal model for other communities.

    County commissioners have allowed groups to display a Christmas tree and menorah on the lawn. But last year, The Freethought Society of Greater Philadelphia, an atheist group, asked the commissioners to either let any group set up a seasonal holiday display or ban the displays entirely.

    This fall, the commissioners approved a policy that allows any group to put up a seasonal display if it meets design, insurance and safety requirements.

    “This is a very rewarding step in our citizenry of Chester County, where we are now being recognized as an integral part of the community.

    And it makes us feel like whole citizens to be able to participate in this way,” said Margaret Downey, president of the Freethought Society.

    The group’s display, “The Tree of Knowledge,” will include a 15-foot evergreen with color copies of book covers as decorations. Some of the book covers will include the Holy Bible, the Quran, “Ethics Without God,” “Why I Am Not a Christian,” and “Freethinkers: A History of American Secularism.”

    Downey said she hopes the Chester County display will be a catalyst for displays across the nation. And she said her priority will be displaying a similar tree in Philadelphia next year.

    “If this works here, we’re going to encourage other Freethought groups to do the same,” Downey said.

    The county received four applications, and all were approved. Applicants had to pitch design ideas that would not give the impression the county was endorsing a particular religion.

    In addition to “The Tree of Knowledge,” the courthouse lawn will feature a Christmas tree, a menorah and a crèche this year.

    The Freethought Society will hold a tree ceremony at 5 p.m. Saturday at the courthouse.

    I find it particularly appalling that these monkey-loving heathens saw fit to mock God by displaying the Holy Bible on such an obviously farcical tree, right alongside the kooran. As if they were equal somehow!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

    What a bunch of idiots. "Let's ban Christmas trees, then install our OWN tree with lights and decorations, but not let the Christians worship it." These athiests hide behind their false premise of inclusion, but really they want to exclude all clear-thinkers that they do not agree with.

    Why do athiests care about HOLYDAYS anyway? They should just leave the religious alone to celebrate how they want, and stick to celebrating days like earth day.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      In the Godly city of Philadelphia (aka "the city of brotherly love"), a group of Darwinista radicals have launched a scheme to eradicate Jesus' Birthday from the calendar forever. This story has True Christians™ alarmed up and down America.
      Things like this don't happen in Iowa because we're well armed. It sounds like PhilaHellphia has never recovered from that homer movie made in its namesake. Something tells me Jesus won't let this go without a payback!
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • #4
        Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

        I can think of a perfect future Yule Log.

        Books make excellent kindling.
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        • #5
          Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

          Who gives a fuck about Christmas when you can celebrate Walpurgisnacht!!
          Lucifer loves all the little children.
          First step: Transform into a pretty goth child and everything else will fall into place!

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          • #6
            Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

            Originally posted by She_Wants_Revenge View Post
            Who gives a fuck about Christmas when you can celebrate Walpurgisnacht!!
            Lucifer loves all the little children.
            First step: Transform into a pretty goth child and everything else will fall into place!
            THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

            BEGONE, O FOUL SPIRIT INFECTING HER! GIVE WAY TO THE LORD!

            (just trying some of my old exorcisms)
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • #7
              Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

              Originally posted by She_Wants_Revenge View Post
              Who gives a piffle about Christmas when you can celebrate Walpurgisnacht!!
              Lucifer loves all the little children.
              First step: Transform into a pretty goth child and everything else will fall into place!
              OK, now where is the AFTER picture?
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              • #8
                Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                OK, now where is the AFTER picture?
                Could be, that is her AFTER picture, sister! The bead-finger's mumbo jumbo doesn't always do the job, you know?
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • #9
                  Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

                  BEGONE, O FOUL SPIRIT INFECTING HER! GIVE WAY TO THE LORD!

                  (just trying some of my old exorcisms)
                  Wow, posting pictures of goth tramps gets the old pederast all hot under the dogcollar. Good thing she didn't post a young goth boy, otherwise he would probably have been moved to self pollute...wait a second, is that a goth boy? It's so hard to tell nowadays.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Wow, posting pictures of goth tramps gets the old pederast all hot under the dogcollar. Good thing she didn't post a young goth boy, otherwise he would probably have been moved to self pollute...wait a second, is that a goth boy? It's so hard to tell nowadays.
                    More importantly, is it pre-pubescent or post-pubescent?
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      More importantly, is it pre-pubescent or post-pubescent?
                      I suppose that's what really matters to a Catholic priest, isn't it?
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                      • #12
                        Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        I suppose that's what really matters to a Catholic priest, isn't it?
                        Hmmm...so I would be correct to claim that all Catholic Priests are ephebophiliacs?

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                        • #13
                          Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                          Originally posted by Johny Smith View Post
                          Hmmm...so I would be correct to claim that all Catholic Priests are ephebophiliacs?
                          That's about the gist of it.
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                          • #14
                            Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                            Yeah that is just plain dumb. I dunno what they were thinking but.... well they weren't thinking were they. I think it is awesome that it is now an open area where any religion can display there holiday spirit. But common now, this "Freethinker Society" shit is stupid. Real atheists don't congregate, only those atheists filled with hate do. What do they talk about in there? How much smarter they think they are cause they don't believe? Now that is retarded, to each his own idea I say!

                            With love,
                            The AnonymousAtheist

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                            • #15
                              Re: How The Atheists Stole Christmas

                              Originally posted by AnonymousAtheist View Post
                              Yeah that is just plain dumb. I dunno what they were thinking but.... well they weren't thinking were they. I think it is awesome that it is now an open area where any religion can display there holiday spirit. But common now, this "Freethinker Society" shit is stupid. Real atheists don't congregate, only those atheists filled with hate do. What do they talk about in there? How much smarter they think they are cause they don't believe? Now that is retarded, to each his own idea I say!

                              With love,
                              The AnonymousAtheist
                              All atheists hate. It's all you people have.

                              Watch the potty mouth, hatemonger.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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