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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1

    Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

    It isn't bad enough that the godmocking atheists spend all their waking time plotting newer and nastier ways to destroy Christmas. Now the islamofascists of Europe have put together a website entitled "Xmas is Evil!"

    I can't even begin to describe the outrage I am feeling today, on the eve of Christmas Eve, when I think of the secret cell of mudslime turds who designed this depraved website, off in some dank cave, cackling over the outrage they have caused up in Heaven with garbage like this:

    On the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me an S....T....D.

    On the 2nd day debt

    On the 3rd rape

    On the 4th tennage pregnancy

    Followed by an abortion
    raves
    claiming god has a son
    blasphemy
    exploitation
    promiscuity
    night clubs
    crime
    paedophilia
    paganism
    domestic violence
    homelessness
    alcohol
    drugs...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • silverspirit2001
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 49
      #2
      Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

      British Muslims are *$&^%^&O%*(&$.

      Sorry, I nearly swore their, but being British (a cross to bear I know), I hate the pervert muslims even to the degree, I may have a hard time choosing who is most evil - atheists or muslims.

      I can only apologize to my christian brothers, and re-double my ministry to convert my fellow white Britons to the truth of GOD, so we can vote in a true GODLY party, like the BNP (British National Party). Or for the wishy washy liberal (non) christians, the UKIP (United Kingdom Independence Party).

      I wish Britons still had the right to bear arms - I would go out and kill a raghead. Or twenty too, since the UK police are all muslim loving mo&^%£$£&*(&^*(^.

      I hate Britain. And its communist politicians.

      Oh why could I have not been American.

      Except King James was a real saint .

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It isn't bad enough that the godmocking atheists spend all their waking time plotting newer and nastier ways to destroy Christmas. Now the islamofascists of Europe have put together a website entitled "Xmas is Evil!"

          I can't even begin to describe the outrage I am feeling today, on the eve of Christmas Eve, when I think of the secret cell of mudslime turds who designed this depraved website, off in some dank cave, cackling over the outrage they have caused up in Heaven with garbage like this:
          Are we sure that's meant to be provocative? That list does sound a lot like the way they usually spend their Ramadamading-long festival, so maybe they think that's how normal people behave as well.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Aristotle
              On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 470
              #4
              Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Are we sure that's meant to be provocative? That list does sound a lot like the way they usually spend their Ramadamading-long festival, so maybe they think that's how normal people behave as well.
              I cannot believe that website! No condemning of the Mooslims who beat themselves with chains to get themselves worked up into a fury this time of year so they can kill Christians. Instead, they berate church Christmas plays. I bet they would like the children to dress as suicide bombers rather than angels and shephards.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                  Those muslims won't stop at war on Christmas, they're going to end up stealing it!

                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Aristotle
                      On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 470
                      #6
                      Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                      Soon, the Muslims will demand the right to build a mosque on the site of the national Christmas tree.

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392
                          #7
                          Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                          Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                          Soon, the Muslims will demand the right to build a mosque on the site of the national Christmas tree.
                          No, that's not their M.O.. First they'll fly a plane full of innocent people into the Christmas tree, then a few years later they'll build a mosque a block or two away, like it's a coincidence or something. Then bleat indignantly about discrimination when God-fearing Christians object. And all the librals will rally to their defense. The mooslims know how to divide and conquer.

                          Then again, the librals make it pretty easy for them.

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                            • raydanic
                              Unsaved trash, rabid fool
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 15
                              #8
                              Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                              Let us all be in peace for Christmas. Don't be too harsh on Muslims please.. Let's just understand each other for the benefit of the whole world. Cursing each other won't help.
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                                • Zechariah Smyth
                                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 15251
                                  #9
                                  Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                  Originally posted by raydanic View Post
                                  Let us all be in peace for Christmas. Don't be too harsh on Muslims please.. Let's just understand each other for the benefit of the whole world. Cursing each other won't help.
                                  Instead of expressing your implicit support of Mohammad-sponsored terrorism (piss be upon him), how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and telling us about yourself.

                                  We want to get to know you!



                                  Yours in Christ,

                                  Z. Smyth
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                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                      Forum Member
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 13996
                                      #10
                                      Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                      Originally posted by raydanic View Post
                                      Let us all be in peace for Christmas. Don't be too harsh on Muslims please.. Let's just understand each other for the benefit of the whole world. Cursing each other won't help.
                                      That's the problem. We DO understand Muslims.

                                      And so can you!

                                      http://www.jihadwatch.org/ <-- go here.
                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • May 2010
                                          • 8337
                                          #11
                                          Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                          Originally posted by raydanic View Post
                                          Let us all be in peace for Christmas. Don't be too harsh on Muslims please.. Let's just understand each other for the benefit of the whole world. Cursing each other won't help.
                                          I would be more understanding of Muslims if they weren't all child rapists and drug addicts. How can you bear to associate yourself with a religion that is based entirely on sex, violence, and child pornography? Aren't you embarrassed and afraid that you will go to Hell?
                                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                            • Chezund Rice
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 79
                                              #12
                                              Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                              Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                                              Soon, the Muslims will demand the right to build a mosque on the site of the national Christmas tree.
                                              Ain't got a problem with it.
                                              We'll chop down one of those http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...Sherman_(tree) trees out West and use that thar mosque as a Christmas tree stand.
                                              Don't even need bunting, with all the ragheads running around.
                                              And the NY City Fire Dept. would (I'm sure) volunteer to water the tree.
                                              Heck, we could make it a tradition.

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                                                • Jedediah
                                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                  Fisher of Men
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 6824
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                                  This is yet more confirmation that the atheists and mudslimes are in league with one another to enforce sharia law, install a caliphate in the US, and destroy CHRISTmas and everything else we hold dear.

                                                  It is just as Newt Gingrich has warned...
                                                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                                    • malachi777
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Nov 2011
                                                      • 10
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Muslims Declare War on Christmas!

                                                      I'm not too concerned. When revelation comes these ragheaded fools will be the first to go, alongside the disbelievers and whores
                                                      1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                                                      1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                                                      1 Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

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