[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow!

If the moo fits, wear it!

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

That's funny, i searched for the definition of husband.
A husband is a male participant in a marriage

So just who is stupid.

You. I never said I was a husband. I just said that she was a wife.
Ry'Kelle= My wife.
Jenna (me)= Ry'kelle's wife.
We are wives to each other. There are two wives in my marriage. 1 girl+ 1 girl= 2 girls. Two female participants. No husbands. No penises. Just two girls.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow! She's better than any woman you're ever going to get, and women love gay guys!

On behalf of Landover Baptist Church forums, I would like to formally apologise to the noble bovine race for any offence or injury caused by the comparison between those innocent creatures and the abominable dyke slut you're fornicating with.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm not really a fan of material gifts as such, but the best present I have ever received was the direction given to me by Jesus, to this forum.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm a lesbian, stupid. Have you actually read any of my posts, or do you just have some canned responses that you spout at random?

That's funny, i searched for the definition of husband.
A husband is a male participant in a marriage

So just who is stupid.

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I'm a lesbian, stupid. Have you actually read any of my posts, or do you just have some canned responses that you spout at random?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow! She's better than any woman you're ever going to get, and women love gay guys!

If you have a wife, then you are the husband, and that's a man. so are you a man or just lying about being married?

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

How dare you call my wife a cow! She's better than any woman you're ever going to get, and women love gay guys!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

As much as I'm sure you love thinking about women masturbating with jerky, that's not how it works. I don't want to have sex with a cow any more that it does with me.

So you and your girlfriend are losing your lustful cravings for one another. Perhaps you're finally getting over your Lesbian phase!

I got this for Christmas ... Also a new bible!

"Abagial"?

At least the jeweler got "Michael" right.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

Thanks! I wonder what I am going to do when I have more kids, one more ring? lol

My wife has a pair of suspenders and she embroiders the names of each child on it. The ones that dies, she paints over with a magic marker. Very handy for me as I can tell the names of the littlest ones by looking at the newest name in the list.
Rings will work up to a point. You will probably end up wearing them all on a chain hanging from your neck. By the time you are fifty, it will get pretty heavy. I hope you have the back for it.

[Adilene]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

@Adilene What a nice ring!

Thanks! I wonder what I am going to do when I have more kids, one more ring? lol

[Felicity]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

@Adilene What a nice ring!

[Adilene]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I got this for Christmas ... Also a new bible!

[jennabenna]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

So no actual dead cows were involved. So why did you bring dead cows into the conversation, then? I understand that you're probably a disgusting pervert who enjoys nothing more than rubbing your ladyparts with a strip of jerky while trying to suckle a calf at your vile, barren teats in a sick mockery of Mary breastfeeding Our Lord, but this is a Christian forum and I really don't think such subjects are suitable for discussion here.

THEY'RE TURNING EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS QUEER? WHAT? Did they have special eight-year-old bath houses and restroom stalls, or did the kids just have to join in with the adults?

I didn't get that much for Christmas, but I think it is better to give than to receive. In my case, I sent individualised cards to my Jew mother, father, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents and cousins with a beautiful picture of the Sweet Baby Jesus on the front and text simply reading "WHY DID YOU KILL ME? " inside. I think they got the message.

As much as I'm sure you love thinking about women masturbating with jerky, that's not how it works. I don't want to have sex with a cow any more that it does with me.
As for Pride, well, there are a lot of gay couples with adopted children in Lincoln. It was better for them to have a game area stocked with water and fruit snacks to play at then it was to have them running about and messing up the "Miss Gay Lincoln" pageant and passing out from the heat. It was 102 degrees farenheit when we left.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

Faux leather, Brother Saltine.

So no actual dead cows were involved. So why did you bring dead cows into the conversation, then? I understand that you're probably a disgusting pervert who enjoys nothing more than rubbing your ladyparts with a strip of jerky while trying to suckle a calf at your vile, barren teats in a sick mockery of Mary breastfeeding Our Lord, but this is a Christian forum and I really don't think such subjects are suitable for discussion here.

Oh, and to go to the Lincoln Gay Pride festival. Not as fun as the californian ones, but it has some hometown value for me. And the children's area was great this year. My old middle school art teacher was watching over it, and there were these really great bead necklaces for prizes on the games. I was kind of jealous of the eight year olds there.

THEY'RE TURNING EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS QUEER? WHAT? Did they have special eight-year-old bath houses and restroom stalls, or did the kids just have to join in with the adults?

I didn't get that much for Christmas, but I think it is better to give than to receive. In my case, I sent individualised cards to my Jew mother, father, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents and cousins with a beautiful picture of the Sweet Baby Jesus on the front and text simply reading "WHY DID YOU KILL ME? " inside. I think they got the message.