[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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My father was so proud that I was made a True Christian™ this year and therefore he gave me some tools to help me supervise the nigra servants on our farm.







I was so happy when I got these. Correcting nigras the way our Lord intendend it:

Proverbs 29:19
A servant will not be corrected by words: for though he understand he will not answer

can be really hard work. I am sure these wonderful tools will prevent sore muscles and knuckles in the future. I am especially glad for the stun gun since some of the young nigras are bold enough to fight back when I correct them.

Praise Jesus! I really hit the jackpot this year!

[Nobar King]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

I got exactly what I wanted: another KJV Bible for my collection. They're starting to pile up, now, but I'd rather have them than a bunch of books with silly stories and nonsense that I don't understand.

[Bible Student]

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What does an artificial cow look like?

Some things you really don't want to know. I recommend closing your eyes while you look at this. It just shows how depraved the jennabenna coven really is.

[Bible Student]

Re: What Did You Get for CHRISTmas?

We had a typically modest holiday. In keeping with a humble home, each child got a single present. The girls each got pie pans, the boys of driving age got new cars, the young ones got new dirt bikes. Mrs. Hutchins got a new buckt for pig slopping. I had to get my own present. I got an second hand Ford, a beater really, a fixer upper.

I'm almost envious of you and your new Ford. In the coming year you are going to have hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours of fun getting it ready to drive down the block.

The gifts you got for your children shows you take great pride in picking out the perfect, individualized present. I know they are going to enjoy them.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother, did you forget about the present I gave you? I know it didn't cost me anything, but I thought it was a great present nevertheless.

I got this lovely ring from my employer, Brother James. Isn't it lovely?

No Sister I did not forget, that was a gift from your Heart, and I will always cherish it. If the other knew of the gift, well lets just keep it between you and I.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother, did you forget about the present I gave you? I know it didn't cost me anything, but I thought it was a great present nevertheless.

I got this lovely ring from my employer, Brother James. Isn't it lovely?

I could swear James said he was going to give you a pearl necklace.

Looks like the jeweler talked him out of it!

[~Butterfly_Wings~]

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I don't celebrate christmas. The solstice was wonderful, though, and my heart still celebrates. Not so much gift giving though. My mother gave me a Bible, a nice one bound in artificial dead cow skin, because sweet as she is, she still hasn't given up on my soul. We drank an excellent homemade wassail, care of my friend Frieda, that was gingery and delightful. And the Yule log burned bright. All in all, a lovely holiday season it is.

You're Wiccan? Same here. My parents and I spent the day riding horses together.

I got a DVD player and a leather jacket and super skinny Jeans!

Oh my gosh, I love skinny jeans!

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I did not get anything,, but Jesus loves me

Brother, did you forget about the present I gave you? I know it didn't cost me anything, but I thought it was a great present nevertheless.

I got this lovely ring from my employer, Brother James. Isn't it lovely?

[AngelClark]

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I got a double heart necklace and earrings from my children, a vanilla scented candle, flowered nightlight figure, MP3 player and from my Husband a Verizon 5-spot wireless broadband modem. Merry Christmas indeed

[jennabenna]

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And you, do you think I would fly across the pacific ocean and half of the united states just to steal your bible? That would be a tad ridiculous, don't you think? I only ever go to three places in the U.S. anyway. San Francisco, Berkley, and Lincoln, Nebraska. To visit my mother.

Oh, and to go to the Lincoln Gay Pride festival. Not as fun as the californian ones, but it has some hometown value for me. And the children's area was great this year. My old middle school art teacher was watching over it, and there were these really great bead necklaces for prizes on the games. I was kind of jealous of the eight year olds there.

[BunnyBabe21]

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I got a DVD player and a leather jacket and super skinny Jeans!

[James Dewitt]

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I did not get anything,, but Jesus loves me

[jennabenna]

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That's funny, because my son LOST a similar Bible recently.
Some thief thought they would play a sick joke and replace his holy book with some filthy magazines featuring scantily clad men. This is not the first time my son has been victim of such attacks, there was a similar incident with disgusting DVD's being planted in his school bag without him even knowing.

I'm not suggesting anything, but I know your type steal more property than you have hot dinners.

And you, do you think I would fly across the pacific ocean and half of the united states just to steal your bible? That would be a tad ridiculous, don't you think? I only ever go to three places in the U.S. anyway. San Francisco, Berkley, and Lincoln, Nebraska. To visit my mother.

[jennabenna]

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What does an artificial cow look like?

Faux leather, Brother Saltine.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My congregation all chipped in and got me a really nice card. It plays "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" when you open it!

Yeah . . . great card . . . it's really nice to see how much people really love you and what a profound impact you make in their lives.

More importantly, I got the birth of our Savior, who accepted temporary punishment for my pre-Christian sins two thousand years before I was born, so I won't have to receive infinite punishment for them after I'm dead. GLORY!

At least Jesus loves me.