How is it a war?

[Mathew 5:42-44]

They're all just doing what they think is right, whether or not we think it's wrong. Besides, we kind of do LIVE in AMERICA. They won't limit us if we don't limit them or shove anything down their throats.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: How is it a war?

The amazing thing about Matthew 5:42-44 (the user) is that each of his posts are more irrelevant than the last. I figure by the time his post count reaches the upper hundreds we will be seeing one word topics and once he is in the thousands we will start seeing one letter posts. By the time he reaches the upper thousands in posts, his posts will be so irrelevant that they will consume themselves like a black hole.

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

The amazing thing about Matthew 5:42-44 (the user) is that each of his posts are more irrelevant that the last. I figure by the time his post count reaches the upper hundreds we will be seeing one word topics and once he is in the thousands we will start seeing one letter posts. By the time he reaches the upper thousands in posts, his posts will be so irrelevant that they will consume themselves like a black hole.

Thank you for "Flaming" me, and thus affirming what I believe is true.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: How is it a war?

Thank you for "Flaming" me, and thus affirming what I believe is true.

I assume "flaming" is some homosexual code word for "sticking a gerbil in my rectum" and I would like to state -once and for all- that I did nothing of the sort! Your lies and slander are not welcome here.

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

I assume "flaming" is some homosexual code word for "sticking a gerbil in my rectum" and I would like to state -once and for all- that I did nothing of the sort! Your lies and slander are not welcome here.

You certainly seem to know a lot about gay people and their supposed activities.

And No, Flaming does not mean that, though I'm sure that you wish it did. It means insulting, and it is merely internet slang.

[SUV]

Re: How is it a war?

Such an ignoramus I have not seen in a Month of Sundays - JESUS!

And you come here to humble yourself, supposedly, by leaving one "t" out of the Godly Name of "Matthew" - ?

Go hence! Go into yon woods to Fornicate with some martyrs and satyrs, I suppose

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

Such an ignoramus I have not seen in a Month of Sundays - JESUS!

And you come here to humble yourself, supposedly, by leaving one "t" out of the Godly Name of "Matthew" - ?

Go hence! Go into yon woods to Fornicate with some martyrs and satyrs, I suppose

A Martyr, my dear moron, is someone who dies for a religious cause. Jesus, anyone?

[SUV]

Re: How is it a war?

A Martyr, my dear mormon, is someone who dies for a religious cause. Jesus, anyone?

Gack! Are you wearing MITTs instead of mittens this Season, my good fellow?

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

Gack! Are you wearing MITTs instead of mittens this Season, my good fellow?

No, since many people here believe that the Mormons are a crazy cult, I thought it might be a fitting insult.

[SUV]

Re: How is it a war?

No, since many people here believe that the Mormons are a crazy cult, I thought it might be a fitting insult.

I think they are as crazy as the "Flirty Fishies for Jesus" - although I DO have some good memories from that one

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

I think they are as crazy as the "Flirty Fishies for Jesus" - although I DO have some good memories from that one

Flirty Fishies for Jesus?

You have my full attention. What are "The Flirty Fishies for Jesus"?

[SUV]

Re: How is it a war?

Flirty Fishies for Jesus?

You have my full attention. What are "The Flirty Fishies for Jesus"?

Well, they were a cult. Not a main-stream organized Religon like we Baptists are!) who promoted that their "women" would do everthing - including sexural relations - GAH! - to bring un$avED Men to JESUS.

Now! Will one of our Godly Pastors (Richly BlessED with Road Runner or something of the sort) please Sober Up quick and provide a link for this Man? I'd see this as "Preaching" and you know that we Ladies are not allowed to Preach!

[Mathew 5:42-44]

Re: How is it a war?

Well, they were a cult. Not a main-stream organized Religon like we Baptists are!) who promoted that their "women" would do everthing - including sexural relations - GAH! - to bring un$avED Men to JESUS.

Now! Will one of our Godly Pastors (Richly BlessED with Road Runner or something of the sort) please Sober Up quick and provide a link for this Man? I'd see this as "Preaching" and you know that we Ladies are not allowed to Preach!

What about Mary Magdalene?

She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.

[SUV]

Re: How is it a war?

What about Mary Magdalene?

She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.

Perhaps knowing the nature of you Men....perhaps you followed her more closely than she followed you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How is it a war?

What about Mary Magdalene?

She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.

What are you, a catlicker?

The only evidence for what you say comes from that papist book about Da Vinci. The Holy Bible does not support such nonsense. My guess is that she was Christ's cleaning servant and cook. Women do that kind of thing.

Now, do you have a point to make, or should I just ban you now?