Only Americans Know How to Celebrate Christmas!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Only Americans Know How to Celebrate Christmas!

GLORY HALEJULAH!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Only Americans Know How to Celebrate Christmas!

Canadians are clueless, too:



And then there's this:



I have to admit, I rather like the elf chain gang in the front, led by the penguin and guarded by the snowman, ready to beat them with his coal shovel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only Americans Know How to Celebrate Christmas!

And don't even get me started about the evil Amnish!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm sick and tired of all these foreigners mocking Christmas by celebrating it improperly. One of the main reasons that God loves America above all other countries is that we know how to properly celebrate Christ's birthday! The Christmas displays in Freehold are more beautiful each and every year!

This is what the rotten japs do to infuriate Jesus: