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Have you had a bad experience with a shopping mall Santa or do you know of one?
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if children cry whenever they see a pervert, as you so lovingly describe Saint Nick, then they mush be wailing every time they come near the Landover crowd, am I right? -
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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This is my pro-Jesus, anti-santa ministry...Every year, I print up a few thousand of these photos, and I hand them out to the children standing in line to sit on santa's lap at shopping malls all across this wonderful land of ours. I explain to the little children that santa died long ago and is rotting in hellfire right now. I tell them "that man sitting up there on that golden throne isn't santa at all, but a mean old faker who wants to stick his hotdog up your bottom." Then I try and share the Good News about Jesus Christ with them, handing out Chick Tracts to one and all. Of course, mall security doesn't always see eye to eye with me, but I am able to get my point across, that Jesus hates santa.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Saint Nick?Originally posted by Tervie View Post
Say, you aren't a cathylick are you?
As for those doubting that worshipping this santa is demonic and evil, look at the name itself closer:
santa.. satan.
Need I say more?
santa is nothing but an anagram of evil.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Quite Certainly, I have. But since his Visage bore such a Familiar red nose, beady eyes and strained, crooked grin, I am opting on the side of wisdom and saying nothing.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostComment
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Was this the guy Sister Sue? He sure seems like a prevert to me....Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I think I spotted him too Pastor.
Santa certainly is a Perv.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Oh my God YES - all this and more.
And why did one of them claim to be Hawaiian? Who ever heard of such foolishness?Comment
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The very idea of Santa is so perverted that the homers have made him an honorary one of them (Warning: Unsaved link to be accessed only after tithing, fasting, praying, and tithing some more).This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Sweet Baby Jesus! And I noticed they make a neeegro one as well. I know 99.999 percent of Christian parents would know better than to give one of these dolls to their child, but don't you think you should add that doll to our banned toys list?Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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that mean an uncalled for, Miss.Tervie!Originally posted by Miss.SantaPervie View Postthis here Santa make normil childrens cry
but if you wanna sit on them bloo bawl laps
, be my guests! 
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One less department store infestation
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Take a look at this perverted Christmas card. The polack cell of the radical Santa-istas show the depths of their perversion, if you can read between the lines...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Don't surprise me that Santa is a PERVERTED DEGENERATE SINNER! What kind of man goes into peoples houses at night and pays off kids by givin them presents? Only a PERVERT SINNER would do that!!
Santa is an ABOMINATION created by the SINNERS to steal the focus of CHRSITMAS away from JESUS CHRIST and put it on some PAGAN GARBAGE!! I don't allows any Santa things in my house! Someone send me a Santa card and I sends it rit back to them with this message scribbled on it:
"SINNER! SODOMITE! DON'T EVER BE SENDIN MY A SANTA CARD AGAIN! I BE CALLIN DOWN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB ON YA! REPENT AND TURN TO CHRIST!.....Oh and Merry CHRIST-mas you SON/DAUGHTER OF CAIN!!"
Now they usually don't sends me no more cards for Christmas and that be fine with me cuz I DON'T want to here from SATAN'S LIARS, all the SINNERS who worship SANTA CLAUS!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
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